Checkout Pick up lines

The best Checkout pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the sales assistant supervising the self-checkout at Asda when I'm trying to purchase alcohol at eight o'clock in the morning?

Because I desperately need your approval.
📅︎ Jul 20
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Are you a self service checkout?

Because I want to put my unexpected item in your bagging area
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📅︎ Oct 25
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