Shop Pick up lines

The best Shop pick up lines

Me: Hey I can't find something in the shop, can you help

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prephem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Do you like shopping?

If you do, I’m having a sale at my house, clothes are 50% off with the chance of further discounts ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Want to come Black Friday shopping at my place ?...

All clothes are 100% off
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Annoymous404
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Hey girl, do you shop at Nordstrom Rack?

Cuz you're a Nordstrom Snacc
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DietDoctorGoat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Girl, are you a shopping mall?

Cause i want to go downstairs and park my vehicle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rubius_sirius
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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I just went to a fireworks shop

and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/seriouslynotManan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 04
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Call me a shopping trolley...

Cause give me a pound and I’ll give you a ride
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TomRobzZz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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A long one, but I've had a 100% reply rate from around 50 uses

Feel free to copy and paste: Imagine you and I are in a grocery store. We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless. After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrEAnonymously
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flappyflans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Yo this smooth as hell, yall cant laugh at me

Me: hey do you know where "me saying an name of shop" Her: yes that way Me: and ehm..Your number? (Shows phone) Bruh this is smooth as hell right
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wansen5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

β€œAre you an exception? Let me catch you.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codevector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Pickup line for a girl named Charley

Pronounced Shaar-Lee Works at a coffee shop
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OSister
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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