Church Pick up lines

The best Church pick up lines

Do you go to church often?

Cause you’re definitely gonna be on your knees tonight.
👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jan 31
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Hey girl, I was just reading the book of Numbers..

Hey girl, I was just reading the books of Numbers (from the Bible) and I realised .. I didn’t have yours. (Worked out for me at church)
👤︎ u/matt_kann
📅︎ Jan 16
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Are you a toilet in a burning church?

Because holy shit you’re hot!
👤︎ u/OLD_stickyGummybear
📅︎ Mar 17
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told this one on my church camp

i dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god
👤︎ u/mallkonii
📅︎ Mar 19
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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"
👤︎ u/Jimmy_John_Joe_Jr
📅︎ Dec 28
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Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door
👤︎ u/IDontGetJokez
📅︎ Feb 16
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