Straight Pick up lines

The best Straight pick up lines

You're a straight ten

on the pH scale because you're kind of basic.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeet_fleet_sweet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey are you a toaster?

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mooregray31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cause a bath with you would send me straight to heaven.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zapsta09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Spaghetti is straight till it gets wet

Now lets get u wet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gamiGai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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3 Parter- Did hurt when you fell from heaven?

2. Just wondering, because it hurt when I did. 3. I could still walk straight after, you won’t be able to say the same when I’m done with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Besval10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 24
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Hey girl, i need a cardiologist now?

Cause your eyes shot straight into my heart!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Did it hurt when you fell from the sky gurl?

Cuz you look like you fell straight on your chest.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Respect_plus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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Damn girl are you regarded?

Because you look straight up special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dondiablo6_9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you the worst possible case of Covid?

Because your curves are looking anything but straight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tristenbledsoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey, do you like it straight-up

Because you make my D go straight-up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kjongkilong
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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Damn girl are you a toaster?

Cuz a bath with you would send me straight to heaven
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suittclass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Hey, my names ________

But you can call me cake, cause ill go straight to your ass after sliding down your throat.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Girl are you a straight A student?

Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lulkappa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smokyjoe123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Damn girl, are you braces?

Cuz you make me straight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wespoep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Hey girl are you black?

Cuz you a straight #000010
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/divyaaaaaaaaaam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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My friend made a joke

We were in the hall and he said β€œyou’re as straight as a twig” a few seconds pass and I tell this one really attractive girl β€œis that a twig in my pants or am I just happy to see you?” πŸ˜‚ figured it fit here
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SND01X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl are you a girl

Because I'm straight and that's all I want,just be a girl.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScooberOofed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Girl you make me want go to outer space

Straight to Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JasterRogue21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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smooth line to ask out a cute security guard??

I could really use some assistance! There is a very cute, male (straight I think), security guard where I spend much of my time. We talk occasionally.. I think he might be shy. I'm also shy. So I want to slip him a note with a cheesy pickup line and my number <3. I'm a lady, and we are both mid twenties I believe. Thanks!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/untilsometime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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How to pick up someone from the same sex

Me: hey, i think you look cute, would you like to go out for drinks. Them: sorry i'am straight Me: so does spaghetti when it's not hot Baduuum tsss
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/femalebodyinspect007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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