New Pick up lines

The best New pick up lines

I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Are you a new year's resolution ?

Because I would do you so hard initially but then get exhausted and not last long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pseudo_acc_for_porn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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My New Years resolution is

to keep 2020 behind me and you beneath me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dualwield184
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Did you know that a person can’t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blazedarkswrod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Hey what is your name? I need a new password

What do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phi_array
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Ae girl, are you the new Covid-19 vaccine?

Cause i have heard everyone is after you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Hey girl, I'm new to this area

Can you tell me where I am right now? Girl: You're on 4th street. Me: I see, and how do I get into your pants from here?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Are you the new gaming console?!

Because I'd like to plug and play with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GucciPleb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Girl are you New York?

Coz I love you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crismrg5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Hey girl are you my new anime plot?

Because u have HUMOUNGOUS hungolomghononoloughongous
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thegamingavocado
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 04
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You know, both of us are like new tvs.

It would be easy for us to hook up. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhereIsSpidy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Damn girl, Are you a new book?

Cuz, I wanna smell your insides so bad.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/legit_karumoto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Are you that new burger restuarant that just opened down the street?

Cuz I’d like to try your special sauce
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/okbuthowthefrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Girl is your ass the new Snapchat filter?

Cause i would love it on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sumit_khot
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Baby, are you the vaccine?

Because you’re the best damn news I’ve had all year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wolf_ricky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey, I need a new hobby

And I can see myself getting into you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Have you heard about the new virus?

It’s called feelings, and I think you made me catch it...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Puveet
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Hey are you newspaper?

Because there is a new issue every time I see you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sorrysenpai420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Do you need new shoes?

Coz you've been running through my mind since the day I met you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MaryDiesInSeason4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/9inchSteve1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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dang are you the new year?

because I think you’re a solid 20/20
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaladBalls69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananafishandblow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey girl are you my new drum set

Cause i wanna bang you till my stick breaks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/joeywaschandler
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here! πŸ‘‹πŸ»

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is: "Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary? "As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LegoFanNumber1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Im beginning a new chapter in life...

And I’d like to start it with the right Paige
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Griffin32815
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Are you a new element?

Because I want to discover you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22
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Rose's are red, violets are blue

I thank those of you who sort by new.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Are you the new cave update

Cuz I want you now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maskimeow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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People make fun of me because I have a penis like a new born baby

7lb 6oz
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LankyStreakOfBliss
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10
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Have you heard of the new corona symptom

Its where a woman is irresistibly cute and guys cant help but fall for her and well… u might wanna get tested cus 😍😍
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/killerbot212121
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Are you an eye doctor?

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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For this one be sure to screenshot the β€œnew contact” screen, like putting a new number basically

β€œSorry to bother you, I just wanted to see if you could help me by filling out a quick survey I have for school, it’ll only take 2 seconds I promise” β€œSure” *send screenshot of the empty New Contact screen* See if they give you their number πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GSubmissions
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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For students: im new here so...

Do you know were I can get access to your student body
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kids_tabl3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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What does the New Years ball and your pants have in common?

They’re both dropping tonight 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thedankasian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Girl are you the new Tesla model...

Because you may be young but you look pretty old
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nothing_doesnt_rhyme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Excuse me miss, are you a brand new iPhone?

Because I wanna smash you on the floor, wall, and table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brynjaminge
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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have you played Fallout New Vegas?

because you make my heart go ring-a-ding-ding baby
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaladBalls69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Excuse me miss, I'm new in town and was told that beautiful women know the fun places to spend time at.

Would you mind showing them to me sometime?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Twoklawll
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey I just checked Spotify

it says you're this week's hottest new single.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aintgotmuffintolose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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If cutnes emited gravity

You wolde make new fucking nutron star
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GalladeEndy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Damn are you the new year?

Cause you’re a solid 10/10 β€œDon’t you mean 20/20?” Sure, but that’s not the only thing you can double
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir-Tiedye
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Are you the new virus' antidote?

Cuz not being with you is killing me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rslashwooping
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl, are you Space-X

Cause you’re finding new ways to get into my space
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MisreableExchange
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 06
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If your left leg is Christmas, and your right leg is New Year’s Eve.

I will come visit you between the holidays!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NoBallsNoTriumph
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it. What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SecureBeforeYouBuild
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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(New year themed) Is your face times square?

Because I want to drop my balls on it at midnight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yesss69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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I heard you need a new vehicle..

..You can ride me 🐌
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngelPon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Pickup lines related to new years eve?

Something like β€œim not spending money for fireworks, ill just bang youβ€œ.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/de_BOTaniker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you considering taking any new medications?

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maroonedpariah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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I made this up...hope its good for u guys...

Me: u know nobody knows how many stars are there in the universe.. She:so? Me: but looking at you i can say i just discover the new one...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/abhisubedi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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me and my friend both who have similar taste came up with a bunch of music related pickup lines yesterday. here are my favorites:

damn girl are you the hotel california? cause when im in you i just can’t seem to leave Dang girl are you the Beatles? Cause after tonight we'll Come (cum) Together hey girl you know what we’ll be doing at This Time Tomorrow? getting Kinky you must be the Beatles, cause you’ve got me saying Oh Darling dang girl is this Boston, cause I think i wanna cut the Foreplay and get More to the Feeling dang girl are you Depeche Mode? Cause i'll have you crying out for your own Personal Jesus they call me the Byrds,,, but instead of Turn, Turn, Turn ill make you bend, bend, bend now you must be Third Eye Blind, cause you just got Semi-Charmed. the names ____, wanna get dinner? dang girl are you Streetlight Mannifesto? cause when i take you back to my place you'll be in a Better Place, a Better Time they call me DNCE, cause ill eat your Cake By The Ocean dang girl they must call you U2, cause there's so many things i'd like to do to you New Year’s Day dang girl are you Cake? cause i wanna Go The Distance (inside you) πŸ‘‰πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Hey Girl are you a NewPaper

Because There is a new thing I learn from you every single day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Damn girl are you a new movie...

...cause you're coming soon.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/liquidus08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 28
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Do you use that new charcoal teeth whitener?

Because those are the whitest teeth I'll ever come across.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sketch187ink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13
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Are you an archeologist?

Because I have a new bone for you to discover.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymoux13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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You're like a broom...

Cause you helped me erase my past bad experiences from my heart and made space to write a new story, together - Day 24
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day. (Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sketchb02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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anyone have any movie theater related ones?

already used the β€œthey dont allow outside snacks” one and im seein a movie with someone im tryna use a new one
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petegaveglia
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hi my name is bad things.

I heard you’ll do me for this new year.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mfali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Are you the Tower of Babel?

Because when I’m done with you, you’ll be speaking a whole new language.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cruyio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Are you that new Zelda Game?

Cause you take my Breath away and drive me Wild!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zyref
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jango671
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl are you a newspaper?

Because there is a new issue with you every fucking day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rewtyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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I didnt know Angel's needed part time jobs

Said this to the new girl at work back when we were in highschool. She had a good laugh.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cptomgipwndu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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