Cock Pick up lines

The best Cock pick up lines

Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure do raise my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sushipipi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Hey your cock looks heavy can I help you hold it

You can replace that with boobs if you want
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/invisible-suggestion
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Excuse me did you grow up on a farm?

Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_See_Black
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Are you a chicken farmer?

because you sure know how to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SilentSnxper
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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My cock is like a Jolly Rancher

Hard Tasty and a pleasure to suck on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11
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I’ll give u stock if you

let me inject some cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oatmealyuMMM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey babe is you name John

Because I would like you to put your hand on my cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chickenlord1000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Were you born on a chicken farm?

Coz u sure know how to raise a cock 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ye4h-Bo1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Hey girl, are you a badminton......

..... because I want you to play with my cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zedark007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Do you live on a farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/insert_ausernamehere
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are you a Chicken Farmer?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FattyPatty42
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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You like you need a man with a big cock!

Sorry to bother you then... (Lazy, I know, sorry)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alex-xoxo666
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Damn girl are you KFC

Because your cock is delicious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sestena
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Are you a poultry farmer?

Cause you just raised my cock!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bueller336
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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Oh you’re a birdwatcher?

[whips out cock] well, would you take this for a swallow?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/connunther
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Hey girl, are you a tornado?

Because I want you to spin on my cock at 200mph.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sadistic_Wizard
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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From 1 to 10, you are 8

And i will go to prison after i put my cock in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DogeSk15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Are you a chicken farmer?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Snakey03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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We’re you born on a farm?

Cause you sure know how to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vito-shevchenko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 10
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Hey girl, are you a farmer?

Because you raised my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nigatoni67
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Were you born on a chicken farm?

Cause you sure know to to raise a Cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tallasiand
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Girl I love music and I loved rock

But now I just want those lips around my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Argon018
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Are you a Harry Potter fan?

Because I want to Slytherin my cock in your Gryffindor
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigWillyDabOnUrMum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Hey girl, are you my underwear?

Because I want to put my cock in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Awesomedarkbo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Did you grow up on a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheGoon14
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Damn girl old McDonald has NOTHING on you

you sure know how to raise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/__Gynotarian__
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Hey girl are you a seed

Cuz my cock wants you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CRUSADEROF420
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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Are you an oven on Christmas dinner?

Because I want to put my cock inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigspocal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Girl, were u brought up in a farm.

Cuz you sure know how to raise cocks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/harigts
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Were you raised on a chicken farm?

Becuase you sure know how to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FB_emeenem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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I will beat you to death

Look at my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milkcock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Are you a Chicken Farmer?

Because you raise my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DipStick7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey baby... I would rock your body so hard...

You would think my cock is enforcing Sharia law
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bolierchef92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Girl, are you medusa?

Cuz you made my cock rock hard.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HughJanus911
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Hey girl, do you like roosters?

β€˜Cuz I know a cock you’ll like... ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WoolyIntergral60
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Hey girl you like tough meat?

Cuz I've been raising this cock just for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Radioactive2069
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Do you live in a chicken farm

Cause you you sure know hoe to raise a cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Neblara
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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Hey girl are you Moroccan?

Because I'm gonna be rockin ma cock in
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BenjiCoast45
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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A pick up line to make sure you never get a girl.

Hey girl ! are you a generous HR manager because you are giving my cock a raise
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/im_yadwinder
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28
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Do you work on a chicken farm?

Cuz u sure know how to raise cocks!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/carefulclothes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 15
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Did you perhaps grow up on a farm?

Because you are very talented with raising cocks.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/layschipsdude
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Are you a chicken farmer

Because you raised my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suckmybass69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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Hey girl are you a chook shed?

Because I want to put my cock in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kevelick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Is your daddy a farmer?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OkNightHawk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl do you own a chicken farm?

Cuz you sure know how to rise a cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoD682
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Girl I didn't know you raised chickens.

Because you sure raised my cock.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/n0th1ng_r3al
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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