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What do you call a joint you and I share

Joint Custody
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pokemonlettuce
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 30
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Are you an unfunny meme?

Cause i don't wanna share you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/supergoku003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey, do you like communism?

Cause we could share a bed.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idrisitogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey, are you a communist?

Because I wanna share you with my friends
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_shout_NO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Girl are you made of meat, cheese, nuts and fruit? Because you're char-cute-to-me

I just came up with this and I needed to share this with the world
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamveryovertired
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

Cus I don't wanna share you with anyone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/is16c
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?

U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeganEboyAss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pedrothetech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Can I share something with you?

(What?) My life.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThisIs-Not-MyName
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Damn girl, are you an unfunny meme?

Coz I don't wanna share you with anyone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vedantshimpi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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Damn girl, you must be sweet

β€˜Cause you lookin’ extra high-fructose. Edit: lmao, this popped into my head while I was making a sandwich and I just had to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KugelBlitzSparks
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Created by one of my friends and thought I might share

I don't see (enter name here)/you dating a boy or a girl. I see them dating someone named (enter your name here).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/verticulars
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Hey boy are you a boomer meme?

Because I wouldn’t share you with anyone :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/XSlayerZX
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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You are platinum in a room full of gold.

My friend who was graduating told me this in a Zoom meeting because he had to leave and I told him I’d miss him. Thought it was extremely kind and wholesome, wanted to share.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Are you a Nintendo Switch?

Cause then you could share the joy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thumpi36
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RayAP19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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