Court Pick up lines

The best Court pick up lines

Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved
👤︎ u/that-one-guy-youknow
📅︎ Nov 09
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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what? -For stolen my heart.
👤︎ u/HornyPizzaBoy
📅︎ Jan 06
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Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.
👤︎ u/MasterMachiavel
📅︎ Dec 18
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