Compute Pick up lines
The best Compute pick up lines
hey girl,are you a computer?
because I wanna install my hardware in you
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u/soviet_unicorn69
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Nov 13
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Girl, are you a computer?
Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
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u/MoosieGoldberg
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Jun 15
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?
Because everytime I try something it says *insert personβs name* βs phone number.
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u/435RWE3R54
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Dec 04
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Are you a computer, girl?
Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.
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u/nine9ten10
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Sep 26
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Are u a computer genuis ?π€©
bc u are turning my software to hardware π₯΅
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u/that1kidinthecornerr
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Jul 23
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Hey girl, are you a computer?
Cause I wanna turn you on.
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u/SamGFilms
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Dec 05
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Hey baby, are you my computer
cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)
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u/mgl200
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Dec 15
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Hey, are you a computer,
Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you
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u/Minininja05189
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Dec 04
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Hey baby, are you an old computer?
Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )
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u/Sophisticated_T-Rex
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Feb 22
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Are you a time traveling computer
Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive
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u/CoochieCruncher03
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Dec 05
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Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?
Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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u/SiberCrash
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Jan 10
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?
Idk but I tried googling it
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u/jeffGriswald
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Mar 23
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Are you familiar with computer science?
Cause you sure turn my software into hardware
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u/mystic-milkyway
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Sep 22
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Hey girl, are you a computer scientist? Because your rating is an integer overflow
EDIT: I now realize I probably should have said "causes" and not "is". Oh well
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u/nathodood
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Feb 03
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Are you good with computers by any chance?
Because Iβve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says β*Personβs* phone numberβ
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u/bhladczuk
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Nov 15
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Do you think I'm a computer?
Because you're always turning me on
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u/_NainPorteQuoi_
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Feb 05
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If you were a computer file...
You'd be an exe-CUTE-able
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u/Arm3tt
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May 20
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[Cringe] Girl, are you a computer engineer?
Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.
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u/Spartacuz9er9er
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Apr 19
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Hey baby, are you a computer case?
Because you seem like you were built to put parts inside you.
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u/GWAHARGEBEFLE
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Nov 24
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Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....
I wanna know what turns you on.
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u/GlaringPlatypus
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Mar 31
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?
βAre you an exception? Let me catch you.β
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u/codevector
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May 14
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This came to me in a dream
Guy: are you good at math? Girl: no Guy: do you know computers? Girl: yes Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?
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u/SomeRAndomGyu
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Jul 13
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