Essential Pick up lines

The best Essential pick up lines

Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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I love the view but the "the" is silent.

I don't know how many of your are getting this in the first read but what I did there was I said I love the you and later said the "the" in the sentence is silent. Essential I'm asking the person to read the sentence without "the". :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gurudeep47
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Are you a grocery store during coronavirus?

Because you’re essential to me...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GNR8_
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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