Compute Pick up lines

The best Compute pick up lines

hey girl,are you a computer?

because I wanna install my hardware in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/soviet_unicorn69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Girl, are you a computer?

Because I've got a 3.5 inch floppy for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MoosieGoldberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 15
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Can u help me unlock my password to my computer?

Because everytime I try something it says *insert person’s name* β€˜s phone number.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/435RWE3R54
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Are you a computer, girl?

Because I want to install some drivers into you from my pen drive.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nine9ten10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 26
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Are u a computer genuis ?🀩

bc u are turning my software to hardware πŸ₯΅
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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Hey girl, are you a computer?

Cause I wanna turn you on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SamGFilms
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey baby, are you my computer

cause you're hot and full of viruses I accidentally gave you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mgl200
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Hey, are you a computer,

Cuz I want to shove my ram stick in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Minininja05189
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 04
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Hey baby, are you an old computer?

Because I want shove my 3.5" floppy into you ; )
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sophisticated_T-Rex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Are you a time traveling computer

Cause you turned my floppy disc into a hard drive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CoochieCruncher03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey girl, are you a computer scientist ?

Cuz u just turned my Software into Hardware ( Ν‘Β° ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SiberCrash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey, do you know how a computer science major gets a chicks number?

Idk but I tried googling it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeffGriswald
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Are you familiar with computer science?

Cause you sure turn my software into hardware
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mystic-milkyway
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Hey girl, are you a computer scientist? Because your rating is an integer overflow

EDIT: I now realize I probably should have said "causes" and not "is". Oh well
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nathodood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Are you good with computers by any chance?

Because I’ve been having this log in problem... I forgot my password and every time I click hint it just says β€œ*Person’s* phone number”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bhladczuk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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Do you think I'm a computer?

Because you're always turning me on
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_NainPorteQuoi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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If you were a computer file...

You'd be an exe-CUTE-able
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arm3tt
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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[Cringe] Girl, are you a computer engineer?

Cause you're turning my floppy disk into a hard drive.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spartacuz9er9er
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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Hey baby, are you a computer case?

Because you seem like you were built to put parts inside you.
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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Girl, you remind me of my grandpa and his computer....

I wanna know what turns you on.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GlaringPlatypus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

β€œAre you an exception? Let me catch you.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/codevector
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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This came to me in a dream

Guy: are you good at math? Girl: no Guy: do you know computers? Girl: yes Guy: can you com-pute your number in my phone ?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomeRAndomGyu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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