Belong Pick up lines

The best Belong pick up lines

You belong in my wallet

Because there's nothing but 10's in there
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tokkule
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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You belong in the kitchen,

because you be looking like a snack. courtesy of jacksepticeye
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/connorclarkee_e
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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"Does this belong to you...?"

(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk) ... "Excuse me does this belong to you?" (hold out jewellery) HER: "Nooo???" "Are you sure?" HER: "Yeahhh" "Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours" ... works 100% of the time.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iamusuallyright102
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25
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Are you a library book?

Because I’m ready to take care of you for only a month before you go back to where you belong
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lauramble247
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Damn, are you the streets?

Because I want you to belong to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BartKo22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/petergriffinfricken
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you a country road?

Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diamoend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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Hey girl are you a trash can?

Cuz I belong in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ABowlOfBBH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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Hey are you a backpack?

Because I wanna put my belongings inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alyoshi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Are you a cat or a dog person?

You better say dogs, because the only thing I do to pussies is murder them My girlfriend came up with this one. Not sure if it belongs here or r/darkjokes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dankyeti69
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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I'm going to put you up on the counter

Cause that's where all the snacks belong.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Suspenders_man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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[Gay] Are you a ninja turtle?

Because I think you belong in this manhole. (You can have this, I thought of it today but won’t be using it.)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GT_Knight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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One of my smoothest moves by far...

Not really a line but I felt like this belonged here. So I have a scar on my left hand, its a little dent that I got when I fell on a belt buckle and got the thing that goes through the loops stuck in it. The other night I was walking around with this girl I like and I was telling her the story and put out my hand to show her and so she could feel it. She feels around and says something about how it must've hurt and I respond with something along the lines of. "Yeah it was awful," and then I wrapped my hand around hers and started walking. I still can't believe it actually worked.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dovarc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Whoever designed the QWERTY format keyboard was a prophet:

He knew U and I belong together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KuntaStillSingle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Are you a blender? Because I want to put a baby in you.

I'm not so great with metaphors, I'm happy I met a ten instead. Are you petrification? because you make my wood rock hard. My name is America, and you must be the White House, because I wanna put a dick in you and then complain about it to my friends. Are you Naruto? Because I want Shipudden out for me. Are you Light Yagami? Because Misa in love with you. Do you like anime? Because you anime belong together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KuntaStillSingle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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