Presents Pick up lines

The best Presents pick up lines

Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are we exchanging presents

Cause you gave me a boner
👤︎ u/Ikergm03
📅︎ Mar 31
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Do you like Santa well,

I can come/ cum down your chimney and give you all my presents at once
📅︎ Dec 12
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Girl your legs are like presents on Christmas morning...

All I want to do is open em and play with what's inside. 🛀
👤︎ u/soapsuds43
📅︎ Dec 12
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