Cook Pick up lines

The best Cook pick up lines

Are you a piece of cooked spinach?

Because whenever I touch you, my gag reflex kicks in.
👤︎ u/RustySlime
📅︎ Nov 02
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Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van
👤︎ u/_I_Am_El_Chapo_
📅︎ Mar 04
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I don't know how to cook.

But I guess when I'm with you, we can bake while getting baked.
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Aug 15
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If you come over just know I am a horrible cook

I much rather eat out, it’s my favorite thing to do
👤︎ u/JayURock4180
📅︎ May 30
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If your hungry I'm a great cook

And I can give you a taste
👤︎ u/kingbrad191
📅︎ Jul 06
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pullin bare bitches w this one

maybe you're blonde, maybe you cook, but can i get a load, of that dumptruck- \-ass
👤︎ u/lankytripod
📅︎ Jun 13
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Strippers get naked, weed gets me faded

get in that kitchen and cook me some bacon
👤︎ u/Neifion1
📅︎ Mar 29
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I thought of the stupidest pick up line while cooking a hot dog and I made myself laugh a little too much.

"Hey girl, you're fun sized and I'm bun sized, let's do something!"
👤︎ u/oTOXIC_MUFFINo
📅︎ Oct 02
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My hungers pretty low...

And your looking like a cooked porkchop.
👤︎ u/Jatomeer
📅︎ Oct 07
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Hey! What's that between us?

Whatever that is, it sure is cooking.
👤︎ u/SpotlessMindWitch
📅︎ Aug 12
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