Animal Pick up lines

The best Animal pick up lines

Do you like animal movies?

Because I’d like you to free my willy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jack_G_London
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 30
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Hey are you an animal in Australia?

Because you are hot as fuck
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/crumbs2k12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Hey girl, do you work for animal control?

Because I've got a wild snake and I need you to catch it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imnotdolphin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Engel-mann
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Wanna commit animal cruelty?

Becuse i’m ready to hammer some pussy!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/afatcatfromsweden
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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My favorite animal is the cat

Now I don't eat cats, obviously, but I'll make an exception for the one between your legs!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/froggie-style-meme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Do you like executing animals?

Because I'm hung like a horse.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/agoodfourteen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 10
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If you were a farm animal

If you were a pig I'd be wrong in thinking porcupine. If you were a cow, I'd be right in thinking you're bovine. If you were a giraffe, I don't know what I'd think. Since you're none of these, I'll just say I like the way you look.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zax1989
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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