Correct Pick up lines

The best Correct pick up lines

Will you be my 69 to my Brooklyn.

*Damn auto correct* i meant 99
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Jan 02
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You know how we are all made from stars?

So that makes me a star correct? Well then you know certain stars explode right ? So theoretically, could I explode in you?
👤︎ u/isuck_at_fortnite
📅︎ Oct 30
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Do you ever think that all of this is just a fantasy, something created from our mind?

Beacause if this hypothesis is correct you're the best thing my fucking mind ever created
👤︎ u/Stunning-Location-27
📅︎ Aug 27
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I may not be into gardening. . .

Correct me if im wrong but seem like the type who has a freshly cut lawn to rest my hose apon
👤︎ u/rawxxiv
📅︎ Jan 13
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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Help asking her to be my Gf

Hey guys I'm not sure if this is the correct sub to be asking but, I'd appreciate the help. I want to ask this girl to be my gf, her name is Caitlin and she lives elephants. I'm going to get her a stuffed elephant when I ask her, if you guys could help me come up with a cute little pun or something that would be awesome. Thanks guys
👤︎ u/Poop_is_taken
📅︎ Jan 29
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For use on people that don’t speak the same mother tongue as you

You: Can I correct your English? To help you learn Them: Yeah you can correct me. You: Then correct me if I say we have chemistry
👤︎ u/Jarboner69
📅︎ Dec 11
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