Couch Pick up lines

The best Couch pick up lines

Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
👤︎ u/chuckle5611
📅︎ Jan 20
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What's the difference between me and my couch ?

.. my couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/VivDso69
📅︎ Nov 24
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If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?
👤︎ u/TheShadOBhind
📅︎ Dec 05
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You know what‘s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/lolinator53
📅︎ Nov 02
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My couch might pull out

But I don’t
👤︎ u/blindplumber
📅︎ Oct 22
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
👤︎ u/00wolfQUEEN
📅︎ Nov 08
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What’s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
👤︎ u/therealishone
📅︎ Mar 18
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
👤︎ u/whiplashmusic
📅︎ Oct 17
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Know what my couch I have in common?

We both eat anything that sits on us.
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Jul 29
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Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.
👤︎ u/jwalk131920
📅︎ May 07
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Girl is chillin on my couch, I'm totally into her, I have flowers for her in my car, and I'm super beta right now, hep?

Help 4 beta love
👤︎ u/cobranipples
📅︎ Apr 03
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This one's a banger...😏

Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch. (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)
👤︎ u/NeatoGeeko
📅︎ Jul 06
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Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.
👤︎ u/tapper27
📅︎ May 11
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Hey, want to come over?

My couch pulls out, but I don't.
👤︎ u/kovr
📅︎ Jun 11
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