Couch Pick up lines

The best Couch pick up lines

Want to know the difference between my couch and I?

My couch pulls out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chuckle5611
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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What's the difference between me and my couch ?

.. my couch pulls out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VivDso69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 24
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If you’re a couch potato

Can I be the couch?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheShadOBhind
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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You know whatβ€˜s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lolinator53
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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My couch might pull out

But I don’t
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blindplumber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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If you were a potato, we would sit on the couch and play video games.

While eating pizza. I'll pay unless you wanna split the cost.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/00wolfQUEEN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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What’s the difference between me and my couch?

My couch pulls out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/therealishone
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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your not babysitting..

but can i put my kids all over your couch?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whiplashmusic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Know what my couch I have in common?

We both eat anything that sits on us.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29
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Wanna know what the difference between me and my couch?

My couch actually pulls out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jwalk131920
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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Girl is chillin on my couch, I'm totally into her, I have flowers for her in my car, and I'm super beta right now, hep?

Help 4 beta love
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cobranipples
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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This one's a banger...😏

Girl are you a pinky toe cause I'd bang you on my couch. (Not my own creation heard it from a friend who probably found it online)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeatoGeeko
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Hey girl, Know what me and indica have in common?

We'll both lay you out on the couch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tapper27
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Hey, want to come over?

My couch pulls out, but I don't.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kovr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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