Cracker Pick up lines

The best Cracker pick up lines

Hey girl/boy are you a Goldfish cracker

Cause you’re a snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/Cattycatgirl
📅︎ Oct 02
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Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
👤︎ u/nairb_1019
📅︎ Aug 01
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Damn gurl, are you goldfish crackers?

Cause you’re the snack that smiles back
👤︎ u/heavierbutmormelodic
📅︎ Dec 22
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Are you Triscuit Crackers & Mayonnaise?

Cuz I’m high af and you looking like a snack right now
👤︎ u/defydisposition
📅︎ Aug 19
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Hey is your name cheddar

Cause this cracker is coming for ya Sorry if that was too cheesy for you
👤︎ u/sheathme14
📅︎ Feb 12
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Is you’re middle name jacobs by anychance?

Girl-no? Oh really I just thought you were a bit of a cracker
👤︎ u/The_baited
📅︎ Sep 16
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