Thick Pick up lines

The best Thick pick up lines

Are you a Stephen King novel?

Because you thick as hell and scare the shit out of me
👤︎ u/madqubit
📅︎ Nov 13
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You are honey 🍯, babygirl.

Sweet, thick, brown and shiny 👅👅
👤︎ u/raun_adams
📅︎ Aug 23
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You remind me of recently microwaved clam chowder

Because you are hot, white and thick.
👤︎ u/BootySniffer26
📅︎ Jun 19
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Hey girl. Are you ice cream?

Because you’re sweet, thick and I’d love to eat you up.
👤︎ u/SamGFilms
📅︎ May 31
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Alan Thicke would approve

Gurrrrl... is your name Alan cause you sure are Thicke...
👤︎ u/valyayumi
📅︎ Sep 25
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Damn girl, are you related to yellow pages?

Bcs you’re thick as hell and I want to open you up.
👤︎ u/andyoliverpark
📅︎ May 18
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Hey girl are you a text book

Because you sure are thick and stuffed with knowledge
👤︎ u/Dubsofinstasnap
📅︎ Jan 10
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You must be flex seal liquid,

Cuz you're super thick.
👤︎ u/TheWond3rfulOz
📅︎ Mar 04
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Are you cheese burst?

Cause I can eat anything that is, thick, white and salty. 😋😋😋
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Dec 22
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Those curves got me feelin’ like I’m Disturbed

Because I am Down With The Thickness
👤︎ u/Woodyard801
📅︎ Jul 10
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Hey girl are you a sedimentary rock

Because you’re miles thick
👤︎ u/williamsjandre
📅︎ Mar 15
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Your ass is like a burger patty

Thick, Tender and Juicy
👤︎ u/Someone55428
📅︎ Jul 08
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