September Pick up lines

The best September pick up lines

Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

Because dam
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Spool_of_bread
šŸ“…ļøŽ Aug 03
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/aquariex24
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 14
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Were you born on the 11th of September?

Cause Iā€™d like to do an inside job
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/Phillip_Mynards
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 30
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"Roses are red, violets are blue...

It's no simp September, but I'll simp for you"
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/yugal44
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 10
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Roses are red, violets are blue...

It's no simp September, but I'll simp for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/suyashve
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 03
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