Death Pick up lines

The best Death pick up lines

Are u tryna suffocate me to death?

Coz ur beauty is breathtaking
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smlov
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Hey girl,did you sentence me to death?

Because you shock me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PancakeKnutson
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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you must be Kira because you gave me a heart attack!!

Death note
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thiccESFJ
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 22
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Damn girl, are u a religion?

Coz I would follow u till my death...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moanas_10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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I must be Kobe Bryant and you must be a helicopter ride in foggy conditions

Because you’ll probably be the death of me πŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you death?

Because I hope you come for me soon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkghostpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Hey girl, are you death?

Cause I can see myself happy after you happening to me!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pogba-akshay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Are you the Death Star...

Cuz I wanna hit your exuast port
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/poplegos
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why I’m falling for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SlickNick74
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you the goddess of death?

Cause you're Hela fine.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ankanb96
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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I will beat you to death

Look at my cock
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milkcock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Hey Baby are you Death?

Because I hope you come for me soon.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peridotdash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_ieya_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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Are you the Angel of Death

Because I'm dying to be with you...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DSLR_Plymouth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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If being cute was a crime...’d be on death row
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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If being beautiful was a crime...

You'd get the death sentence by lethal injection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tjman461
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinkOutsideTheTV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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If being cute was a crime...

You’d be on death row.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Son_of_Flogmod
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ragnarok113
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 20
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Three things are certain in life.

Death, taxes, and my love for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpiciestSprite
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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Let’s re-enact the rime of the ancient mariner

I’ll be the mariner and you’ll be Life-in-Death. it’s just me and you and i’m really thirsty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 18
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Hey baby, are from Heaven?

Because I sure do want to kill myself. However, the possibility of an afterlife instills me with abounding despair, for if there truly is a Heaven, then equally as true must be a Hell. Given the uncountable sins of my lifetime heretofore, it is with absolute certainty that my eternal soul would be condemned to the lake of fire, should it exist at all. O' how sweet the thought of endless oblivion! A serene nothingness that lasts thoughout all of time, and is over at once. Beyond the heat death of our universe, a multi-trillion year sempiternity to those who wake, I would glide in an instant. Knowing such a nonexistence awaited me at my death has been my only comfort for many years. However, laying eyes upon you has all but abolished that comfort. Your angelic presence casts doubt upon such a fate. For how could one as beautiful as you originate from a realm other than Paradise?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Peb_The_Soon-Ended
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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