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The best Destroy pick up lines

Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quaado_17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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How many planets are in a solar system?

Her: 8 Him: 7 after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/someonefinaly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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What do Trump and your pussy have in common?

They both about to get destroyed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/user_702
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Hey, do you wanna go get some taco bell?

If not, I'm sure we can find another way to destroy your asshole.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/orphanIncest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Hey boy, are you bleach?

Cus I want you to destroy my insides..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Maddie_Goldz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Are you a fan of Metallica?

Because I wanna Seek and Destroy you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sandstar115
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Hey, are you capitalism?

Cause I want to destroy you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idrisitogs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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I hope you have pet insurance...

Because I'm about to destroy your pussy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Hey girl are you destroyed?

Because I'll be there in seconds
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaymas2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, I hope you have pet insurance

Because I'm gonna destroy that pussy later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dangling_Beef
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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There is a debate whether there are 8 planets or 9

The debate will soon change to 7 planets or 8 after I destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/da_pro_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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You should really get a pet insurance..

Cause, i'm gonna destroy your cat tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasteruwu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17
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I hope you have pet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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Do you have a pet insurance?

Because Iβ€˜m gonna destroy your pussy tonight
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/greattymo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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there's gonna be seven planets left

after i destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nielot_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 30
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Do you have planet insurance?

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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marvel made a movie, "infinity war"

so, you me, let's make "virginity war" and destroy eachother virginities
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mohammadoxman
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Soon there’ll be 7 planets

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IlliteratScribe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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Do you have pet insurance?

Girl: no, why? Me: cus I'm gonna destroy your pussy tonite!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xXDarkEnergyXx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefashionfrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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I hope you have planet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WhatsUpMyNeighbors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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I hope you have pet insurance

Coz I am gonna destroy that pussy tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/indra_pes_legend
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Do you have pet Insurance

Cause I’m about to destroy your pussy
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superboy75
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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There’s only gonna be 7 planets tonight...

Because I’m gonna destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jewishwhiteperson
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 07
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There's only gonna be 7 planets tonight.

Because I'm gonna destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PullUpSkrrrrrt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Call me Maximilian Robespierre...

Because I'm gonna destroy that head!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deutschbag278
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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If I had access to the death star...

The first thing I would do is destroy Uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinkOutsideTheTV
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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If I could be any Greek deity I'd want to be Cronus.

Because I'd be the only one who can destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AshyBoneVR4
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Have you heard what the scientists are saying?

There will only be 7 planets once I destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vaughisa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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There are only going to be 7 planets in the sky tonight...

'cause I'm going to destroy uranus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLordNepture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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There were only 8 planets

After I destroyed Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MooTheWhiteCow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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Did you know there will only be 7 planets tomorrow?

Because tonight I'm going to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CaptainRon19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Daaaang gurl, are you from Mordor?

Cause my Precious can only be destroyed in that magma
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aleppe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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