People Pick up lines

The best People pick up lines

Hey is it true when people say you tend to halicunate after having treatments for heart related diseases?

Because i think i see an angel standing infront of me and i think you are the cure for my heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/throwaway2828shd
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Sometimes people call me colgate...

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Psychological_You_70
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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The vast, vast majority of people really are not attractive

After seeing you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BoomerWithAHardR
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 09
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People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime -credits to some video I saw on Instagram
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nirmaezio
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/clubby_21
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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I am the undercover deep state operative warning the country about lizard people

And you know what they say... every Q needs U next to it.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 26
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People say i don't smile much.

Bet they haven't seen me talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hritik_reddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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People be talking about the strength of ionic bond and covalent bonds

I bet we can form a stronger bond than all of em
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gladi619
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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People say to do what you like..

So can I do you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bananafrog568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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Some people call me a pussy

But you know, you are what you eat
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WackBoat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Most people call me John

but you can call me anytime
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LimitlessMoonlight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I hate when people say you cant have chips for dinner

Because you're a snack and I'll always eat you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/psychedelic_joe11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Sometimes people call me Colgate

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/leVi_29
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Iโ€™m sincerely amazed at how you people donโ€™t realize how much you are running this /sub with all your lame ass โ€œniceโ€ comments!

Play a video game if you want a high score EDIT: It took me to get really drunk to finally say this, but itโ€™s true
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NYRion7
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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Do officers give you when people commit a felony?

Because girl you look fine
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/reddit9679
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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People say "If you were a pepper, you would be hot af"

But I don't think it can be used on you, since you're already so smokinnnnn'!!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sarcasteruwu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 19
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When people ask me what is the definition of cute and pretty ...

I show them a picture of you ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Qilf1
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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People saying โ€œniceโ€ on every post??

What is it with everyone replying โ€œniceโ€? Itโ€™s on every post and itโ€™s kinda cringe. Why does everyone do that?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dan_t17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mrnervousguy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 19
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It's believed that people see the best things in life 5 minutes before they pass away

Should I die to meet you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Aurosonic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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People say, be in your limits.

It's wrong, you did not limit your beauty..
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/doom_dodo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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People are catching Coronavirus

but the only thing I'm catching is feelings for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/heyvishall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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People say that beautiful is an adjective

But for me , beautiful is you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shivam08567
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but Iโ€™m too lazy

Can you do it for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oversarcastic_games
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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Damn people really spreading corona virus huh

Im just trynna spread your cheeks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/waituika69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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People call me a killer promotion

Because Iโ€™ve got a $5 foot long
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Sorenta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Damn girl, are you the mod of r/pickuplines?

Because you should remove the comments spamming "Nice". Filling up the comments of every post. They make it harder to find actually good/funny comments. Edit : u/NicoleMary27, Notice me senpai, the nice comments have upwards of 100 downvotes, people don't likr those comments, please make a rule and enforce it to prevent these annoying comments
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EnderbroSonny
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 17
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People say that you should do one good thing each day

So can I do you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ubaid647
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 08
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If people were dogs...

You would definitely be a hot dog!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/evilmaker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Website for text messages

Hey guys. I know this ainโ€™t no pick up line but is there any websites where we can read how a conversation is going between 2 people? Not just the pick up lines but including the guy asking the girl out and stuff? Thanks
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chamhamha
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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A little something for ugly people like myself

Hey girl you're a 9/10, and I'm the 1 you need
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zqazi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 30
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People tell me I am better than Rock and Roll

Because I can be harder than a Rock and sweeter than a Roll.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yasincuzitsfun
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 20
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People make fun of me because I have a penis like a new born baby

7lb 6oz
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LankyStreakOfBliss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Iโ€™m surrounded by all these people at home

But none of them are you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Cowboy_V
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 07
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Roses are red, mangoes are yellow.

7 billion people, but only you make me feel so mellow.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustExisting09
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late But, Will you be my valentine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/deadmemeresurrected
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 07
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Merry Christmas to all the people except you my girl

Merry me.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Saurabh8112
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 25
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People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hopelessTed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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We are just two people

Who found each other
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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Did you know that one in every two people is beautiful?

And I'm ugly as fuck
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Blayde_B208
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Did you know that 55% of people are single?

How about we change that?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chromst
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 04
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Over 235,000 people a year are sent to the emergency room for slipping in the shower

so next time you go you should bring me to be safe
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Reckless-Texas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 02
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Your looks are so sharp

That you could cut other people's relationships
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/a_lasagna_hog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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People call me a stud

Iโ€™ve got the std, now all I need is u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/happy_potato_GLaDOS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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People always ask if it hurt when you fell from heaven...

But I was wondering if you just got back from hell... becuase you are smoking hot. I thought of this but I'm sure it's been done before.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/IAintGotBars
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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I may not be good at letting people in

But I'd leave my door unlocked for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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I need something shuttle

Something that doesnโ€™t say hey I wanna smash or for people looking for a romantic relationship. Something that work good to get a girl interested and not in love with you. You know what I mean?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Killer_Kale
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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Fun fact: did you know that roughly 650,000 people die from falls each year, making them the second leading accidental death?

Good to know it makes sense why Iโ€™m falling for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SlickNick74
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl, are you Asian food

Because the only people that eat you up are whites
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MisreableExchange
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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If people were electronic mail...

You would definitely be hotmail.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/evilmaker
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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People Usually Call me Google

Because I know more about you than you know about yourself
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thisandthat1997
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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I donโ€™t know what people call you,

But I think Iโ€™ll call you later
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Salty_Tofu_Dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 08
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People call me a gamer...

But I'd be a player for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nothing_doesnt_rhyme
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MothThatLuvsLamps
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 16
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