Forget Pick up lines

Cus you are a-peelin’

I’ll be Yourman.

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line

I'll be your man.

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

**I’ll be Your man** sorry

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"

All I wanna be is your man - Day 81

You're so damn beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I’ll be your man

Because my interest for you is increasing

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now

Don't forget to wash your six

More than likely will respond. Then say “That’s okay. I forget my dreams too sometimes

Because I forget about everything else when I'm in your presence.

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance

Cuz I wanna forget you the morning after

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.

Cause I'd never forget you

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush

...because you're my rock. (Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later

What did you forget? Your virginity 😎😏

I won't forget a pickup line after I use it.

"Afterwards, I'm thinkin we go home and start the JUST US League?" *Don't forget the lip bite and rapid eyebrow doinks YOU ARE ALL WELCOME

"I'll fuck you so hard your roommates won't forget my name"