Forget Pick up lines

The best Forget pick up lines

Hey girl, did you forget to wear sunscreen?

Cus you are a-peelin’
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/findMeOnGoogle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman, and Batman.

I’ll be Yourman.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madmonkreborn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chole_Kulchey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Forget Spiderman, Superman....

I'll be your man.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontmakemecallurmomm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Benjamin_Dover-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Forget about Spiderman, Superman and Batman

**I’ll be Your man** sorry
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Visual_Tonight
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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You remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet

Her: But there’s 26 letters in the alphabet. Me: Oh, how could I forget U R A Q T. Her: Wait, that’s only 25 letters!? Me: Excuse me, but you can get that D later.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdFlashy9005
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Forget about Superman or Ironman...

All I wanna be is your man - Day 81
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Roses are red, Violets r fine

You're so damn beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThinnerLocket325
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Forget about superman, spiderman and batman

I’ll be your man
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popularfellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Hey girl, did you forget to pay me back?

Because my interest for you is increasing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Are you some stupid thing I did at 13 years old and I can't forget?

Because thinking about you keeps me awake at night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AlexMiDerGrosse
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Hey baby, are you today’s date

Because I always forget about you and you’re completely irrelevant to my life right now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/c_h_a_mp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Roses are red, I shit bricks

Don't forget to wash your six
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/miyegro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Hey do you remember me?

More than likely will respond. Then say β€œThat’s okay. I forget my dreams too sometimes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wymccombs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Is your name Amnesia?

Because I forget about everything else when I'm in your presence.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/camouflagemedic
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDZro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickGarcia19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Are you last nights dinner?

Cuz I wanna forget you the morning after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maxolsen08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Damn girl, I must be an elephant

Cause I'd never forget you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ElishaOtisWasACommie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UkrNeighbour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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– Repeatedly look at your watch and on girl (do it until she spots you)

– *She walks over to you* What are u doing?" – I have magic watch it can show me has girl her underwear or not – Let's check! What about me? – You have not – Haha, wrong! – Oh, i forget my watch is a bit of a rush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UkrNeighbour
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock. (Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Observer2594
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smashm21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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I think i forgot something.

What did you forget? Your virginity 😎😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Emlaaa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Do you know what the difference between you and a pickup line is?

I won't forget a pickup line after I use it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NotRandomness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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Wanna go see Wonder Woman?

"Afterwards, I'm thinkin we go home and start the JUST US League?" *Don't forget the lip bite and rapid eyebrow doinks YOU ARE ALL WELCOME
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/directordank
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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I was proud of this one

"I'll fuck you so hard your roommates won't forget my name"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SparkyDogPants
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 23
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