Doctor Pick up lines

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency

Beause you've opened a portal to my heart.

Cause i am seeing you everywhere.

Credit to starcat

cuz I can't see anything except you and me together 😌😳

Because I need new contacts. Specifically, yours.

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together

Because you just cured my loneliness

cause you are the medicine to my heart ache.

He thinks I have erectile dysfunctional. Would you like to help me prove him wrong?

Because you cured my erectile dysfunction

Beautiful Girl Syndrome

Because you're really opening my heart

Because every time I close my eyes all I see is you

because i broke my leg falling for you

Because I accidentally broke my leg falling for you.

But you remind me today's my cheat day

Because I need an aesthetic.

cause 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth

And do it without proper protection.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.

Cuz I got a bad case of the Horny

Will you help?

Because i broke my leg falling for you ;)

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop 💀🧀

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you

cause idk what i saw in you

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.

because I’m ready to rearrange your guts.

I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?

I feel like I might be having a stroke later.

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..

Because 9/10 doctors recommend me to put in your mouth.

I said it vitamin U

Can I see it? Trust me, I'm a doctor.

Cause I think you have to give me a shot.

I work in a hospital.. EDIT: Thanks for all the suggestions but I'm not the doctor, she is.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.

So I was at the gym that I work at today talking with a couple guys I know. This smokin’ hot little blonde thing goes and uses a bench by us and we all notice her, obviously. One of the guys says to me “You better get over there and offer her some free personal training!” And I immediately replied with “Well I’m not a *certified* personal trainer. But hell, I’ve played Doctor a few times and I definitely ain’t got a PhD.”

Cause I think you should consult a doctor before you may become pregnant.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.