Dollar Pick up lines

The best Dollar pick up lines

If I had a dollar for everytime I think of you.... I would have a dollar

Coz you never leave my mind.
👤︎ u/Khukundi
📅︎ Jan 08
🚨︎ report

Girl, you must must be 1 million dollars

Cuz I'm sure I'll never have that
👤︎ u/MegaMig27
📅︎ Jan 26
🚨︎ report

You look like a million dollars

Less impressive than you would have done ten years ago.
👤︎ u/EmBeeCSGO
📅︎ Nov 18
🚨︎ report

If I had a dollar for every time I saw a girl as hot as you

I’d be broke
👤︎ u/thiccboi68419
📅︎ Oct 14
🚨︎ report

If I had a dollar for everytime I thought of you

I’d have $1 because I never stop thinking about you:)
👤︎ u/dannydon03
📅︎ Oct 14
🚨︎ report

Anyone ever say you remind them of a desk stuffed with miscellaneous paperwork and a hundred dollar bill that they have a faint memory of storing away years ago?

Because I want to rifle through your drawers.
👤︎ u/mpascall
📅︎ Nov 15
🚨︎ report

If i had 4 quarters for the 4 prettiest whamen *ahem* women in the world.....

You'd have a dollar
👤︎ u/Durkrui
📅︎ Sep 09
🚨︎ report

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips

*kisses her on the lips* - I guess I owe you a dollar
👤︎ u/SmackEh
📅︎ Jul 21
🚨︎ report

If I had to give a quarter to the 4 prettiest girls on earth,

You’d be a dollar richer
👤︎ u/MysteriousBread
📅︎ Apr 11
🚨︎ report

If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

You’d be a dollar richer.
👤︎ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
📅︎ Jun 03
🚨︎ report

Are you wearing Flappy Bird pants?

Cause I wanna tap that ass. ...until I get bored and sell it on eBay for thousands of dollars.
👤︎ u/Kayarjee
📅︎ Feb 13
🚨︎ report

Related Keywords