Early Pick up lines

The best Early pick up lines

Damn Christmas Must Have Came Early!

Cause You Are Everything I Asked For
👤︎ u/LaFlame050906
📅︎ Nov 03
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Are you early signs of spring?

Cause I can’t wait for you to come
👤︎ u/wakabuggie
📅︎ Sep 07
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Damn, I didn't know halloween was so early this year

but, I want you to be my boo
👤︎ u/Mr_Jamington
📅︎ Jan 21
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Hey are u an early 2000's christmas movie, I saw when i was a child?

Bcs u make me feel warm and fuzzy inside in a way only my uncle could
👤︎ u/thesaltysaltzz
📅︎ Feb 09
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It’s the day after Halloween and I honestly didn’t expect Santa to bring me a gift so early

You. You’re the gift.
👤︎ u/Northern_Cracker
📅︎ Nov 01
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Are you a French general from the early 1800s?

Because you’re Napoleon my heart strings.
👤︎ u/ChildrenOfTime
📅︎ Aug 26
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"Roses are red... Violets are fine... This valentine will you be mine?"

Too early for this. But here ya go xD
👤︎ u/Euphoric_Elixir
📅︎ Jan 19
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Will you be my valentine?

I know I've cum early but I wont ever ever disappoint you.. ♥️♥️♥️
👤︎ u/ashutoshsoni16
📅︎ Feb 02
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Are you lumbar support

Cuz I am early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.
👤︎ u/thenarddog4898
📅︎ Jan 26
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Hey girl, are you a Christmas tree?

Because I’m gonna take you down too early and regret doing it
👤︎ u/Doyle012
📅︎ Jan 04
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Are you lumbar support

Cuz I am just early in my 20's and probably gonna need you for a lifetime.
👤︎ u/thenarddog4898
📅︎ Jan 26
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Damn girl, are you today’s date?

Because you’re 10/10. (Aussie here, sorry if it’s early!)
👤︎ u/belle-ame02
📅︎ Oct 10
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Did you know that I am quite a bit like the japanese public transport system?

When I come 3 three seconds to early I will apologize profusely.
👤︎ u/TheDuckFeeder
📅︎ Feb 16
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