Eat Pick up lines

The best Eat pick up lines

I'd like to eat breakfast with you.

Can I invite you to dinner?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nussifabian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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Eating you wouldn't be considered cannibalism.

Its called having a sweet tooth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spanish-Philosopher
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 22
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I can eat yogurt without a spoon

She said β€œwow impressive” and I don’t know how to respond.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rasheme-allergi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Given we can’t go out to eat

I was thinking I should eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigt1920
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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Damn girl, do you eat ass?

Cause your breath smells like shit!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kalo23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Eating you wouldn't be considered as cannibalism

It's called having a sweet tooth
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lio_katanani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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If it’s true that we are what we eat.

then I would like to be you tonight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/littlebizcocho
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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For those with balls of steel

Would you rather sit on a dick an eat a cake or sit on a cake and eat a dick?...... Cool, give me your number and address and I'll be round soon with a cake.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GnireenignEesreveR69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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How about you cover my 🍎 in honey and eat it?

I'll blow your shofar too...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dizzydisappointment
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey girl you like to eat food on camera?

Maybe you should come back to my place to mukbang
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bauerdog2015
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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i'd like to eat you out later

i mean eat out with you later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lakshya04
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 26
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I need to raise a complain to google

They don't have you listed as the best place to eat out this week.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kallia16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 10
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I have a black belt in eating pussy

Im a Tongue Fu Master
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10
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If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thaijahn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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They say eating snacks before bed is bad for you

But damn baby i'd eat you out all night πŸ₯΄
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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I was looking for best places to eat nearby, and.. Google Maps sent me to you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifereviews
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11
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I enjoy looking at my grandparents when they eat with eachother

I want to experience that with you too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dolphin-heart-jotaro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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I really want to go out to eat

But I'll eat you out instead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bgrraeyednon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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You showed up on my Google maps

Was looking for a great place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chronicStroker11
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Lets go out for dinner

I know a G-spot to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/astar0n
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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Sorry girl I'll have to eat you after dinner

Because you're a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LatinIsADeadLanguage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey girl are you a rare steak?

Because i'd still eat you if you were bleeding.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaazgranaat2309
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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I want to eat your ass

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rafeykashan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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Did you just eat a bat?

Cause I think you are the Wuhan for me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dick-fury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Your legs are like an Oreo...

Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JbGamez04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29
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Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cowboywithnoboots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Hello! my name's Lucy (Trashy name but I've grown to like it) I'm a 17 year old (F).

Hm, just wanted to say hi to everyone I'm new! :) But I just gotta say..if you are what you eat, then I'll be you by tomorrow ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TesticularCanc3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/da_pro_guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Two truths and a lie.

On our first date: 1. I will eat you. 2. You will eat me. 3. We unmatch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyllo_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl, are you a bat?

Cause I would cause a world pandemic just to eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Hey, handsome, are you gonna eat those fries?

Thanks. Maybe later I can come over and nibble on your sausage
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Girl, you look so fine...

I’ll eat your pussy like Winnie the Pooh face fucks a honey jar!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Johnnyboi4131
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 23
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Do you like hot foods

If so, you definitely are what you eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Prestige_Doggy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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You’re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I don’t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didn’t notice til after
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wafflesOWO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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hey girl are you a potato chip?

because you're loud when I eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jeclapabents
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Hey girl are you a pineapple pizza

Because your something I'd like to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sollkkouga
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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I would say something like "I'll eat you out for dinner"

But to be honest you look more like a snack
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Im_Just_Offering
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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" Why did you eat the last of our rations?"

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePizzaKid321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey girl are you a block of cheese?

My doctor warned me about you. Just the thought of eating you out made my heart stop πŸ’€πŸ§€
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darling_23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08
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I know you have an eating disorder

But can you swallow my cum?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pimpsapossu69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Hey! They say you are what you eat.

So, i don't remember eating sex god today:p
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey girl, are you blue cheese?

Because you may be moldy... but I'd still eat that.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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roses are red, violets are blue.. you are so beautiful, i will eat my cum for you

and thats a fact...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ldwymmd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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So I'm trying to be more adventurous with my eating...

Know of any good snacks?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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You're so cute i could just eat you up..

Sorry, i meant "out"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/milaknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefakebrit8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Are your legs made of an Arby's burger

Because I want to eat the juicy meat flaps in the middle
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chnaxX
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Damn girl are you a fast food meal?

Because I just want to eat you all day
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bored_User_Is_Here
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whope71803
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Making out with me is like eating soup with a fork..

You can never get enough ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/R4yvex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Some people call me a pussy

But you know, you are what you eat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WackBoat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Mountains are Stone Hills are Mud

Ill eat you out even if theres a little blood
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shmoe132
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Are you a meat resturant?

Cause I wanna eat your angus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_Cereal_killa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Damn boy/girl, are you a banana?

Because I wanna peel off your skin and eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Clumsy24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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ma’am are you a tub of ice cream?

because i really want to eat you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LilSadTwix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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i don't usually eat food which is super hot..

but i will eat you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mohammadoxman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16
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