Everyday Pick up lines

The best Everyday pick up lines

You look like my bed ! I just wanna climb inside everyday!

I’m sorry πŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ouch-In-The-Face
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide?

Cause I think of you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunnyMemeSpot-aid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22
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Hey cutie is your last name suicide?

Cause i think about you everyday (so this time ill just directly say it here:sry if someone already postet it here it isnt a repost i found that On ig!)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the_legend_x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Hey girl are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22
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To a girl: The fact that girls meet you everyday and are still straight is conclusive evidence that sexuality isn’t a choice.

(Can also be used as an insult to a boy)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Are you my coffee mug?

Cause i wanna wake up next to you everyday ;-;
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/twowayruds
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple

But if you were a vegetable I’d visit you in the hospital everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flavadave16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Hey cutie, is your last name suicide ?

Cause I think about you everyday.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Faizzzzzzz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Hey girl, are you suicide?

Because I think about you everyday.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheSoftDrink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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I wish you were my sleep paralysis demon

So that you could keep me up all night Alternatively: So that I could wake up to you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wollfey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 30
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Damn girl. Are you suicide?

Cuz i think about you everyday.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DaDaDoomedSheep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11
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My love for you is like covid-19...

It increases everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheRealRoybot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Want to know how I went from Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time?

Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was … \[21:35, 13/04/2020\] Barrocas: Want to know how I went from Loser Virgin to Gang bangs in a short time? Not so long ago I was a video gamer. I used to play Call of Duty a lot!! For one of the games of the series I even had 52 days of game played. This is almost 2 full months of nonstop playing. I used video games as an escape from my real life that really sucked. I had no experience at the time with girls. I had no girlfriends I was just the friendzone kid, the nerd or the friend of the nerds. I was bullied as well. When I was a child, I was protected a lot. My mother was not letting me make my mistakes. I was soft on the inside. The bullies could sense that, so i was an easy target. Even if I moved school, I was still getting bullied. Also, when I had girls in my table in class I was just like a gay friend. Eventually I met a girl through a coworker. This was the first girl that actually got an interest in me. I even got her number. I would wait desperately when it was her turn to text me back or freak out when she didnΒ΄t reply immediately. When she replied I had seen on internet that i should not reply right away but I was really tempted and desperate. I eventually fucked that up. I got needy and she stopped replying. Since that moment I really got pissed! I got really frustrated so I decided I had to change something otherwise I would stay in this road FOREVER! I decided to start going out by myself. First started watching some videos and i thought what I was seeing there was way out of my reality. (I was watching just random videos of pranks and then I find out that they were all these videos about "game".) Couldn't believe what i was seeing in these videos. No way that was real! Lol I went out and I first tried to talk to girls but was too hard and way to out of my comfort zone. This is where a lot of guys go WRONG and just give up. Instead I decided to accept that I sucked, and went very small. Started by asking random simple things to people like going to old people and ask for directions or the time. I just wanted to be building up over time 1% every day. During my beginnings I had a lot of friends telling me to go to hookers and I told them to F\*\* off, β€œI am going to show you I can do it on my own”. Eventually, because I was going out by myself and pushing my limits, over time I started talking to girls. (that got me in some really funny stories like being arrested by the police but that is for another time 🀣) Finally after 5 months of going out i lost my virginity with a girl i approached in my town!! After 6 months found the Game community in Lisbon and met some guys I could go out with. After some time i started to get some more sporadic results and other close calls. Built my way up in the community and started organizing seminar in hotels and doing public speaking, giving value to the community. 2 years in finally found a real life mentor Dhurba Shrestha. He is what we call a "Natural" We went out for all full summer. We had a lot threesomes and gangbangs and even failed a couple of foursomes. We had a lot of fun! I learned a lot by going out with him and observing him. Became way more relaxed and natural than I was before. Now i look back and think how gamey I was. I talk way less and the impact of my words is way more powerful. Today when I say β€œHi” it has the same impact has a huge opener. He really helped me go to the next level way quicker. I never thought I could have gang bangs…and girls actually love it!! The main thing that I learned from it was to not to be so possessive over a girl. To be able to share with another guy you must let go of that feeling of possession ( emotional attachment). So to finish off, You might think that right now you suck at talking to girls and it is difficult and hard But don't give up!! If you can't find help and you are by yourself and approaching girls is too hard for you.. Start with baby stepping!! Start talking to old people like I did and then build from there.. Slowly with time and pushing yourself a bit everyday you will start talking to girls Despite what i said previously, ideally you should not try this by yourself of course. Look for other wings to go out with, to motivate you or find someone better than you that is willing to mentor you or exchange some value so you can be around them and learn from them. Hope it was helpful Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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How would you like to come back to my place and...

grow to tolerate me out of desperation to avoid loneliness just long enough to pick up some of my mannerisms, which will spend 2 to 7 years occasionally frustrating you out of the blue - forcing you to briefly relive some memory of me - while you slowly learn to unprogram them from your everyday use, gradually forgetting me like the world forgets us all?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDZro
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Hey girl, Are you a cigarette?

'Cause you are killing me everyday .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1i1know1you1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 17
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Hey girl can I follow you home?

Because I’ve been doing that everyday for the past year
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gopher-time
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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Are you a bowl of cereal?

Cause I'll eat you everyday
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Napalmguy2015
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Hey are you a boba tea?

Because I crave for you everyday ( only usable until the trend dies or boba teas suck in terms of taste )
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/official_rekA-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poleriz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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