Paint Pick up lines

The best Paint pick up lines

Roses are red, I like to sniff paint

Girl could I please get a bite of that taint
👤︎ u/ShoulderFluid
📅︎ Dec 20
🚨︎ report

Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
👤︎ u/fishesflyinghigh
📅︎ Oct 23
🚨︎ report

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.
👤︎ u/kronksStonks
📅︎ Oct 25
🚨︎ report

I was just painting my future...

What clothes should I paint you in? - Day 212
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 09
🚨︎ report

If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
👤︎ u/musingsofmadness
📅︎ Jan 06
🚨︎ report

I have way too many of these

Hey girl/guy/non-binary/appache-attack-helicopter, are you a Picasso painting? because your very unique.
👤︎ u/GiraffeGuru993
📅︎ Jan 05
🚨︎ report

Damn girl, are you a painting?

Cuz I want to hang you from a wall.
👤︎ u/heeus-i
📅︎ Mar 29
🚨︎ report

Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?

Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.
👤︎ u/BigBoiBrosch
📅︎ Aug 27
🚨︎ report

Roses are red, violets are blue

DaVinci painted Mona, cause he couldn't find you.
👤︎ u/kvothe5699
📅︎ Sep 28
🚨︎ report

Yes you're the cutest boo...

DaVinci painted the Mona Lisa cause he didn't have you - Day 49
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 23
🚨︎ report

Do you wanna be a painting

..Coz I'm an artist and would love to work on you. xD
👤︎ u/shravanbhat
📅︎ Dec 21
🚨︎ report

For artist enthusiasts

If you were a painting you’d be a masterpiece
👤︎ u/DataTypeC
📅︎ Apr 19
🚨︎ report

Are you interested in Scandinavian interior design?

Because I’d love to paint your interior white.
👤︎ u/alliedcola
📅︎ Feb 29
🚨︎ report