Exact Pick up lines

The best Exact pick up lines

Hey girl , you're exactly like my jokes!

nobody likes you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_MataS1D_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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If I had a penny for everytime I thought about you, I would have exactly one cent.

Cause you never left my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RajuNeupane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iking_con
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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If I had a penny for every time I thought of you,

I’d have exactly one cent, because you never leave my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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This is crazy, you look exactly like my future wife.

Follow up with: Wow, you even have the same name
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zwcal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 12
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I can't tell what's more beautful, the wheather today or you.

Her: It's raining Me: Exactly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VictorAuberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VictorAuberg
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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My β€œhere and now” is with you

That’s exactly how I want my β€œforever and always” to be, too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lilstarlite
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 14
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Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine?

Cause you're exactly what I wanted - Day 114
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Are you toilet paper?

Cuz your exactly what I need Edit: alternate line: cuz I see you then your gone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyolmedo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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*puts arm around them*

Oh sorry look exactly like my new girlfriend, In fact I haven't even got her number (pulls out phone).
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jango671
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Would you put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari?

She : no? You : exactly, so why you gotta put makeup on your face?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/krazy4001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 18
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deathsmith8
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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