Our Pick up lines

The best Our pick up lines

Hey girl, are you our 43rd president?

Cuz you have a Gorge Tush
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Albatraze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 19
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Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

Can i taste yours for a change?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Two truths and a lie:

1. You’re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. I’m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each other’s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isn’t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lol_u_ded
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 12
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On our first date I will take you to the moon, spin you around the equator and tap on that lunar surface.

From WLIIA
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Himi1896
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/B4ggedMilk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Hey girl, I think there should only be 7 planets in our solar system.

Cause I want to destroy Uranus.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AfricaToto93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Now she's our Girlfriend

Roses are red So is the state Let us be comrades Because you are great
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/naiksunny2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27
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If this was the last 45 minutes of our lives, we'd probably do something crazy like go have sex now huh?

Now considering that there's a tiny nonzero probability that this is the last 45 minutes of our lives, can we go have sex for a tiny nonzero amount of time?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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I dropped this on a friend while I may have been slightly tipsy at a bar last night.

Him: "Come here often?" Me: "No, would you like to?" Him: "I'll have you know in spoken for" Me: "Is that so? Then allow me to make you speechless" He ended up telling the rest of our group, he was so impressed lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OBH_Raze
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aquariex24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Do you ever think that all of this is just a fantasy, something created from our mind?

Beacause if this hypothesis is correct you're the best thing my fucking mind ever created
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Stunning-Location-27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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are you good at math?

cuz maybe u can help me with this equation: add the bed, subtract our clothes, divide our legs and multiply more of us
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/idk_and_idc27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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I have heard that the tongue's the strongest muscle in our body

wanna fight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darkmello21
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 30
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Do u have a pencil ✏️

So I can erase your past and write our future
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lucadotdotdot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Do you have a second to fill out this survey?

Just enter your name, number and when you want to go on our first date.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/leftnutdangler__43
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 09
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Do you have a pencil?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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We might be some bad apples on our own,

But together we would make a great pear.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Purecheeze3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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What do me and my dog have in common?

We both wanna bury our bone in your backyard
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/darigaaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Do you know we never stop tasting our own tongues?

Other person: yea, so? How about i taste yours for a change?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sid_bb
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Two truths and a lie.

On our first date: 1. I will eat you. 2. You will eat me. 3. We unmatch.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heyllo_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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In my opinion every love story is beautiful..

But ours will definitely be my favorite πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 14
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You know we spend our entire lives tasting our own saliva?

Let me taste yours for a change 😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yeettheoof
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 26
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My friends Bet I can't go out with the cutest girl in our school...

Wanna spend their money on a nice movie? - Day 6
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Roses are red, blue are the skies above

Girl, it’s right there in the spelling; I don’t see an n/end in β€œour love.”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thebcruz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Hey Girl looks like we lost our Numbers

Can we get yours Girl: NO! Me: GET IN THE FUCKING TRUNK BITCH!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HMMWatsDat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DigitIsSatan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 02
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Hey girl let’s go over our abc’s

I’ll give you an A because your awesome a B because your beautiful a C because your confident and later I’ll give you this D because you deserve it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Charlie591
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Hey girl, are you Donald Trump?

Cause our relationship’s gonna be short, passionate, and at the end the courts will get involved
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-one-guy-youknow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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Can our first date be at Ikea? I wanna try out the beds with you

2 am stuff
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cold_random
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Me: Happy Mother’s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but I’m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoolaChips
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11
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Hi, I'm Matt and this is Amy. Would you like to join our fruititarian orgy?

You can hold my banana while I dunk it in cider
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Y2KoNo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21
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" Why did you eat the last of our rations?"

"We're going to fucking die in the meanwhile wanna date?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePizzaKid321
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19
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Hey girl, did you know that every girl I've ever had sex with has come three times, screamed out loud and proclaimed their undying love for me when we finally finished?

So anyways, I was thinking you and I should lose our virginity to each other, what do you think?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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Sup y all this is my first post like ever so use them wisely :)

β€’Do u have a pencil? Because i wanna erase your past and write our future β€’Are you made of nickel cerium arsenic and sulfur? Cus u got a NiCE AsS β€’Are you terms and conditions ? Because whatever you say i ll always agree with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/50centscumjar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 08
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Hey did u know humans share 50% of our dna Whit bananas ?

That's probably why you're so a-peeling
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pedrothetech
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Hey baby you ever had your a** licked by a fatman in a trench coat

Me either. But since I got your attention do you have a moment to talk about our Lord n savior
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boredquarantine520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!

I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SemperFalluntIocis
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey you know there’s 8 planets in our solar system

Well there’s gonna be 7 when I destroy ur anus
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thefashionfrog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01
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You know, I really hate dresses.

Good thing I’ll be wearing the pants in our relationship.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/u-Wot-Brother
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Our love is just like a ray

With a begining, but no end bae ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jesilitikvadrat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moel_ester
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 20
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You know they say we only use 10% of our brains

Well I think we only use 10% of our hearts too
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EssYo02
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water

After all that’s what we are gonna name our son and daughter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shreygay123
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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According to solipsism, everything we see/experience is created by our brain.

If that’s true, then you’re the best thing I’ve come up with.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HotPockets128
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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Hey baby do you want to re-ennact 9/11 with me

Because I want both our towers to blow up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Magikapow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 23
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I swear i recognrecognise you from somewhere

Our wedding photos
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DiggiWorme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Our first date was on a QWERTY keyboard...

...cuz then U and I could be together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PawnToG4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03
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You are familiar from somewhere

We have met in our dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huhulua
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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You are so fine that I couldn't carry you in a sieve.

Said this to my girlfriend on Saturday night, she said "Well you could in our sieve, because it's crap." In fairness, we do need a new sieve.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slightly-simian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Anybody ever told you that you’re kind of like an exam?

Cause I got your name but I forgot our date Wish me luck kings, I just used that one on a girl who added me on snap
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i-Crysis-i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/muckrak3r
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl, will you play tennis with me?

So that we can tie our game of life with the score of love.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thePROnoob98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Rose's are red, April is grey,

I hope we can leave our houses in May!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AdminVan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Did you go to the moon?

Cause I can see us stage our honeymoon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/androidy77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Have you considered becoming communist?

Cause i think we should turn my room into OUR room. *play soviet Russia’s anthem for best effect*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TingleEatsBeets
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Hey girl, you know chemistry

Cause in our chemistry, we might be the strongest bond together. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ashutoshsoni16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 12
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Do you have a pencil I can borrow?

Because I’d like to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hawgballer5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 26
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Have you seen toy boy series?

Cuz I’m looking to see our boy 😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tasgh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04
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Not sure if this works here, but here goes

L ove's ecstacy will ensnare our souls and E very tender moment of time spent T ogether will be punctuated by S oft whispers of want and need. F ruit of our passion U niting us together, our C ares and desires fulfilled with me as your K ing and you as my queen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OkeyDokeyLuigi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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World's going extinct, let's live like today's the end...

Gotta make our last moments worthwhile, take off you're clothes and get in the bed πŸ€ͺ - Day 41
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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my love for you is the nCoV

cuz it's in our atmosphere tonight ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kirihara_hibiki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 07
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Hey, did you know Stacy’s mom has got it goin’ on?

By the way our daughters name is gonna be Stacy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shredhead15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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Santa and Me are alike

We both can come down your chimney and deliver our holiday loads
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EdgelordFackoff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 25
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What was your favorite subject in school?

Mine was math. You plus me minus our clothes divide your legs and let's multiply.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GingaGames
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 09
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The path of picking up ladies and superficiality

"How many of these things have you sold?" said me uncle. He used to work in Coal-MINING. We gave him the benefit of the doubt when we called him our uncle, but we think he's really not one of us. Tables are turning, minds are churning, pornography is destroying our uncles, our this, our that. These days it's all about MUSCLE. Cash flowing from the WALLET. Superficial and maniacal, that's why we fantasize. PORNOGRAPHY has contributed to the EPITOMY OF BAD, called the internet. It's been extremely bad for all of the children and me uncle was the first to called it out in the late 90s. Guys, if you're on this path for real, comment "Yes, I'm gonna do this". \-Damien
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DamienJefron
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Do you like gardening?

Because I'd love to put our tulips together
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/platinumblues
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 18
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Hey baby, why dont you come over to my place and do some math with me?

We'll add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CollectedG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Hey girl we should make a family together

Just like our mom and dad did
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ProfessorMark1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 23
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Let's be communists together.

I want to turn "my house" into "our house."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/charlessb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Do you have a pencil ?

Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kanalolidragonp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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