Dreams Pick up lines

The best Dreams pick up lines

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shovel_is_my_name
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Hey girl, are you my hopes and dreams?

Because you are playing hard to get.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/emrakull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 03
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I believe in following my dreams.

**So can I have your Instagram?** ***:)***
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_cracktivist_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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I plan on being the man of your dreams...

Well, the wet ones at least..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifehater3000
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 03
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Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I've only met you in my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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i'm so sick of your face

always seeing it in my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/moron88
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Hey girl, are you a dragon?

β€˜Cause you only exist in my dreams πŸ˜”
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBiggestCheese1773
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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Today I saw a very beautiful girl in my dreams

Wait......wasn't that you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future. :)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Klozen
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Roses are red, I've been having dreams with us two

My life would be better if I were with you πŸ₯° - Day 46
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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Dreams are known to never come true

But I saw reality was beautiful when I saw you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SvG112003
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 14
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams

So that’s why I’m following you! >u< ☺️☺️☺️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/the-random-trash-lol
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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Remember me? Oh I'm sorry how would you know me, we've met only in my dreams.

- Day 22
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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I'll make all your dreams come to life

πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jax_Wyvern
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16
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Hey do you remember me?

More than likely will respond. Then say β€œThat’s okay. I forget my dreams too sometimes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wymccombs
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChiefWarrior7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Are you the hardware of my dreams?

> Screw software, I want > > to install my own firmware > > into your wetware
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Diapolo10
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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Hey baby, you gotta tell me your name ...

cos last night in my dreams, I could only call you *baby*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Comprefyingly
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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They say to follow your dreams...

which explains why I'm stalking you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wantstodienow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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They say follow your dreams

So are you gonna give me your instagram or what?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PeachyyLola
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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I think i have seen you?

-where? -In my dreams :) G(OLD)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Oma1r03
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Hey girl, do you have spring arms?

Cause I'd tend to your noodle shop any day so that you can pursue your dreams of being in a 2D platformer fighting game
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Flappyflans
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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My mom and dad told me to follow my dreams..

That's why i'm following you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AngelPon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Are you a dream catcher?

I have sweet dreams when you are near me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanisha21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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Hey girl are you tired?

because you are running in my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sexysarim
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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My mom always told me to follow my dreams

So I’m going to follow you for the rest of the night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bobbyjones52
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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I have seen you recently.

Do you know where? In my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ivan_mart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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You are familiar from somewhere

We have met in our dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/huhulua
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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The only difference between you and the girl of my dreams:

You're real.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Scorched_flame
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Instagram Flirting πŸ‘€

Once I got an Idea to hit pickup lines on Instagram. So I created anonymous account and gained some fake followers and then started DM with cheesy pickup lines. After many DMs a girl replied "Ankh se goli maar kr udda dungi😌😏". But I didn't Stop to hit more pickups πŸ˜‚. But got blocked for 4 days and requested me by 'asking who are you ?' Again I hit 'Do you know me ?' She replied 'Kon hooo bhai' "Oh that's right, we've only met in my dreams" She : Aww that was cute πŸ₯° ...But I have a boyfriend.. sorry Me : even goal has a goalkeeper but still we score She : πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚omg!!! Ima take that from you You should follow me so I can see your insta . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . And FU*K oucht
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mikepatell
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakugo18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Another good pickup line to get the girl of your dreams !! Trust !!

On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9. I’m the 1 you need.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/viralboy12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey are you my sleep paralysis demon?

Because I can't stop having wet dreams about you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/-Parasitic-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Can I borrow your phone?

I’d like to call my dad and tell him I’ve met the man of my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/danielle_cali
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Hey girl, can I follow you?

Because my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/action_bastard13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon β€œJohnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superfsh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Remember me? Oh, that's right.

I've met you only in my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 14
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popularfellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Remember me? Oh, that's right,...

I met you only in my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Can i follow you on Instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Taricool777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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Can I borrow your phone?

Because my mom told me to let her know when I meet the girl of my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/National-Tragedy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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Are you made of Copper ?

Because I Cu in my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/arli21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Can I follow you? Because my...

mom told me to follow my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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You remind me of this girl

Oh yeah, the girl of my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GreenGRAVITY13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 02
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Can i follow you on instagram?

Cause my mom told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dumbostrich
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knight499
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Are you an Astral-Projector???

Because I see you in my dreams every night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 01
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Have we met before? I know I've seen you somewhere.

Oh yeah, in my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mew1mew
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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