Faster Pick up lines

The best Faster pick up lines

Girl I don’t know what could ruin my life faster

You or heroin
👤︎ u/trentonespn
📅︎ Feb 05
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Me: Which is faster, a cheetah or a kisscost?

Her: What is kisscost? Me: Free for you!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jun 19
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Are you a roller coaster?

because the faster I go the harder you scream😏
👤︎ u/TonyStonie
📅︎ Jan 18
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Are you made of caffeine?

Because you make my heart beat faster
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 15
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If you were a horse....

I'd spank you every time I'd want to ride you faster
👤︎ u/RedditFurryWizard
📅︎ Dec 28
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Hey girl, are you FedX?

Because I wish you could come faster.
👤︎ u/timfried
📅︎ Nov 02
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Are you a rollercoaster?

Because the faster you go, the harder I scream
👤︎ u/JodenKiller88
📅︎ Sep 16
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Are you a rollercoaster?

Becaus the faster you go, the harder I scream
👤︎ u/JodenKiller88
📅︎ Sep 13
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Are you a roller coaster??

Because the faster you go the louder I scream
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 26
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Rose are red walls are plaster

You might be fast but I am faster
👤︎ u/ben250250
📅︎ Sep 04
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I think I’m allergic to you

Because whenever I’m around you my heart beats 10 times faster
👤︎ u/Jords4803
📅︎ Jul 12
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Hey girl, are you dopamine?

Because you make my heart; beat faster!
👤︎ u/Anngered69
📅︎ Oct 14
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Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?" -"Haha whats that?" "It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster." Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.
👤︎ u/jdr22
📅︎ Oct 15
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