Fingers Pick up lines

The best Fingers pick up lines

I'm a programmer and u know what programmers are good with?

their fingers. // Don't forget to give a creepy smile after using the line
👤︎ u/Chole_Kulchey
📅︎ Feb 06
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“Hey Girl come here” *say this while motioning her with one of your fingers to come

“I just made you come with one finger, imagine two ;)
👤︎ u/Captn_Cracker
📅︎ May 18
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Your fingers are so long like spider legs

Help me overcome my arachnophobia by holding on to my hand
👤︎ u/ungay-one
📅︎ May 04
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Roses are red , violets are blue ...

I have five fingers , but tonight you’ll get two
👤︎ u/zaid_ata
📅︎ Dec 24
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They call me Stevie Wonder

Because I can take you on an emotional journey with my mouth and fingers, and I ignore red flags
👤︎ u/darling_23
📅︎ Dec 18
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Are you a bowling ball ??

Bcs i want to take you with 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/Berny_5
📅︎ Nov 30
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Hey girl are you bowling ball

Because you have 3 holes I want to stick my 3 fingers in
👤︎ u/LukeCole1
📅︎ Nov 12
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You're not a bowling ball

But I'd still stick three fingers in you.
👤︎ u/ToKillaTwiinkie
📅︎ Nov 19
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i like my ice-cream, like i like my women

dripping down my fingers while i lick them...
👤︎ u/kisss-my-axe
📅︎ Nov 04
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Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

dripping down my fingers while I lick them.
👤︎ u/Meanian
📅︎ Sep 26
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Baby, just call me John King...

Cuz my fingers will find your magic wall.
👤︎ u/chexmp
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick my fingers in you and then throw you in the gutter.
👤︎ u/DropCliffasNotBombas
📅︎ Jun 26
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See those gaps between your hands

Their for mine fingers to slip in
👤︎ u/buttery_potatooo
📅︎ Jun 22
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to stick 3 fingers inside you
👤︎ u/Teun_engels
📅︎ May 22
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Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes
👤︎ u/Lighght3000
📅︎ Mar 07
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Hey girl, are you religious?

Because my fingers will take you to heaven. ;)
👤︎ u/Karens_mashedpotatos
📅︎ Nov 22
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Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?

Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
👤︎ u/TheBackstreetNet
📅︎ May 26
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Are you a bowling ball?

Because I want to put my fingers in your holes.
👤︎ u/Theunknown386
📅︎ May 12
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Something to say if there's ever change on the table/counter. Specifically two nickels and a dime.

Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*.... You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*
👤︎ u/C0ldBl00dedDickens
📅︎ Jul 13
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Hey baby I wish you were the yellow pages

cuz i'd let my fingers spread you open.
👤︎ u/MochaGoddess66
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey there, can I have the number to your gynecologist?

Cause I want to lick his fingers.
👤︎ u/Toastyparty
📅︎ Jul 24
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Girl, you like a paperclip

'cause I just wanna bend you around my fingers.
👤︎ u/Maltitol
📅︎ Nov 04
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