Amazon Pick up lines

The best Amazon pick up lines

Are you my package from Amazon?

Cause I want you at my house in the next 24 hours.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glitch65434568
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Im not packing like Amazon

But, call me FedEx cuz i’ll tear that box up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/stfupooki
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Are you my amazon delivery for the book of satan?

Because you're the whole god damned package
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blipblipblimp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19
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Are you my Amazon order?

Because you’re a complete package.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheeShankster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Hey baby, are you Amazon Prime?

Cuz I forgot to unsubscribe and it's costing me a fortune.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PapaJaundice
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 03
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Just wrote a complaint to Amazon

Cos they don't ship you :(
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beentheredonethat0_0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 31
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Do you work for Amazon?

Cause I want you to handle my package.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Godsblink
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12
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Hey, are you looking for someone to Netflix and chill with?

Sorry, I’m not right for you then. I’m more of an amazon prime and quality time guy.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whypranav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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Girl, are you from the Amazon?

Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wontonio_the_ninja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Are you an 30 Inch Smart Slide-in Gas Range with 6 Sealed, Burners, Griddle, Double Ovens, Convection, Delay Bake, Self-Cleaning Mode, ADA Compliant, Electronic Ignition, Star K Certified, Convection Mode, Connects With Amazon Alexa, Connects with Google Assistant in Stainless Steel?

Because you’re really hot and smart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/totally-not-bread
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Are you the Amazon rainforest

Because you’re smoking hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PizAR0LlzAreDonE520
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 27
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Hey girl are you an overpriced amazon product?

Cuz you are in my wishlist
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dankmemer_420
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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Do you work for amazon ?

Because that ass is prime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TPD94
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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Are you the amazon forest?

Because you sure are looking hot #prayforamazon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AsimOmar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23
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Hey girl, are you the Amazon

Cuz youre 20% of my oxygen
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheBakedPotato1765
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Ay girl do you work for Amazon?

Cus I want to blow your back out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gwhite305
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 01
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Damn girl are you the Amazon

Because you’re on fire
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imtrappedinabasement
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 27
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Are you an amazon prime customer ?

Because you're going to recieve my package by tomorrow.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/santino1987
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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I'm so sorry for this

Damn girl are you the Amazon rainforest cause you're hot hot hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/koltzow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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