Loans Pick up lines

The best Loans pick up lines

Damn girl, you must be my student loans

Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
📅︎ Aug 14
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Hey are you my student loans?

Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
📅︎ Nov 26
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You're like my student loans...

... cause I got crazy interest.
👤︎ u/bryceallan
📅︎ Jun 03
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Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why? "Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"
👤︎ u/billtarrar
📅︎ Jun 27
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Are you my student loans?

Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
👤︎ u/sprout1319
📅︎ Jan 06
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