French Pick up lines

The best French pick up lines

Are you french?πŸ‡«πŸ‡·βšœοΈ

Because Oui Should be together.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DAFUQDIS
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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For French girls only

Damn girl you just turned my croissant into a baguette
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hahahelpmeplzplz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Hey girl, are you French?

'cause ma*damn*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/spider-lover
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Girl are you a French pastry?

Because I want choux
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/freshstaticsnow97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 18
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Hey , I am weak at French!

I am not talking about the language.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kaalachor
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30
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Girl, are you from Europe?

Because I'm HUNGARY for your love. I want to CZECH you out, FRENCH kiss you, and go down on your genITALYa.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dibmembrane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Are you a French pastry?

Cuz I'd go all the way to Paris to taste you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 11
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Hey you must be the French Revolution

Because I’m losing my head over you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Riptide047
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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Hey girl, are you French Vanilla Creamer?

Cause you turn my dark moments light and sweet
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Eye8Glass
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Hey girl, are some french bread?

Because you are baguetten me hard ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThatDude553
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Today, u ignored me cause im a potato

One day I’ll be french fries and you’ll crave for me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Organic-Ad-389
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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[50F to 30M] You're French. Look at your President. Everything is possible in this country.

I almost fell for it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/amendCommit
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, would you like an Australian kiss?

It's like French kissing, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kotyan_Khan
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Are you the french army?

Because I’m gonna push you until Verdun.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/epixpowned
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you the French Revolution?

Cause I’m losing my head over you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/richieperezz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 19
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Bonjour... Oh you don't speak French

That is unfortunate because I became fluent in the language of love just by looking at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tshibitama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 11
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Damn girl are your the french during WWII

Cause you start surrendering your love to me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clerance-the-seal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Have you heard of an Australian kiss?

It's like a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dizy_Dino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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Are you a French general from the early 1800s?

Because you’re Napoleon my heart strings.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChildrenOfTime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 26
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Are you the French Army?

Because I'll push you till Verdun
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bohemianrasperry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 13
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in France, they don't call kissing with tongue "French kissing", they call it "galocher"

which translates literally to "you and me tonight?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/brybry-mack
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23
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Have you ever heard of an Australian kiss?

It's the same as a french kiss, but down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrCOUNTCUPCAKE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Have you ever heard of an Aussie kiss?

It’s the same as a French one but down underπŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Suuuky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Hey girl, are you smart?

Because you lookin like my Samsung 25.5 cu. ft. French Door Refrigerator with Internal Water Dispenser in Fingerprint Resistant Black Stainless Smart Fridge πŸ₯΅
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NIBBZ_YT
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04
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Pickk up linnes (not gae)

Are you macgdonaldds bc can I get a double cheesborger Big Mac 10 piece cicken nugt ice cramPiza chcikne sa;ndwoch kechup nakpin French fyies for tomaeto
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rookyyyy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Are you a good seal? Because I’d like to Bon Phoque you.

Bon Phoque in French is good seal
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ikemike008
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Do you want to give me an Australian kiss?

Its like French kissing but you go down under.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SomeOutlandishness0
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24
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*trips over self next to girl*

Girl, are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MortumArgentum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Girl, you've got the whole package

Cheeseburger, chicken nuggets and french fries.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WtfsaidtheDuck
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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