God Pick up lines

The best God pick up lines

Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 30
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If god didn’t want us to f*ck

He wouldn’t have made you so Holy.
👤︎ u/Besval10
📅︎ Jan 16
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Somebody better call God,

Because he’s missing an angel
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 19
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I really don't wanna let God down

By not appreciating the natural beauty that he gave you.
👤︎ u/Vrajgautam
📅︎ Oct 31
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Are you the nordic god Freyja?

Cause I’m Thor and i’ll Ragnarök you
👤︎ u/agalazstudio
📅︎ Nov 02
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Dear god these are bad

I just joined and oh my god. These are the worst pickup lines I've ever heard.
👤︎ u/Threecan3
📅︎ Jun 14
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The only thing harder than waiting on God...

Is ma dick ayyyy wassup baby
👤︎ u/SalmonellaMaki
📅︎ Oct 15
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Did god just take a poop?

Cuz holy shit girl!
👤︎ u/FinnZaHuman
📅︎ Oct 15
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Does god know you're down here?

Cause you're an angel
👤︎ u/vishan_1
📅︎ Oct 17
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There is no way god made you.

because if he did the angels would be jealous:)
👤︎ u/Michaelbogovic
📅︎ Jun 29
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Hey girl are you a child of god?

Cause I’m boutta ass fuck you like a priest
👤︎ u/CinnamonToesCrunch69
📅︎ Aug 02
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Thank God I'm wearing gloves right now

Cause you are too hot to handle!
👤︎ u/safwanadnan19
📅︎ Jun 24
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If God made anything more beautiful than you

I'm sure he'd keep it for himself.
👤︎ u/Anngered69
📅︎ Oct 07
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wanna know why they call me the mail man?

because i lick that ass like a god damn stamp, bitch
👤︎ u/lemonysnickerdoode
📅︎ Jan 14
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Are you my lord and saviour jesus christ

Because I want to pray to god
👤︎ u/I_L0ve_Jesus
📅︎ Jan 14
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I'd say God bless you, but it....

looks like he already did.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Nov 12
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Are you a god/godess?

Because I wanna worship you. _wink_
👤︎ u/tamanna_45
📅︎ Apr 17
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Hey girl were you born on Monday?

Cause god took all his weekend just to make you.
👤︎ u/sunridersurya
📅︎ Sep 07
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Girl, there’s a reason im not tall

God put the inches in the wrong place ;)
👤︎ u/RoofTheOof
📅︎ Nov 04
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i have a small pp, god isn't fair...

you are so fine. i wanna floss with your pubic hair..
👤︎ u/ldwymmd
📅︎ Nov 03
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She:How tall are you?

She:How tall are you? He:I was supposed to be 6'10. She:So what happened? He:God put the remaining 7 inches somewhere else.
👤︎ u/KalluMemer
📅︎ Dec 02
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God made nobody ugly, but who tf made you?

Coz you look more beautiful than all his creations.
👤︎ u/Uneducated_melon
📅︎ Feb 23
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I would say may God bless you...

But it looks like he already did ✨ - Day 32
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 05
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I don’t believe in god,

But that’s pretty hard when I’m talking to an angel.
👤︎ u/hel10thew0rld
📅︎ Feb 05
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You are the reason why i believe god is an artist

Cuz only an artist could create a masterpiece as mesmerizing as you are
👤︎ u/sleepymf98
📅︎ Nov 28
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Are you my amazon delivery for the book of satan?

Because you're the whole god damned package
👤︎ u/blipblipblimp
📅︎ Nov 19
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God said your body was a temple,

And I just wanna cum inside and pray.
👤︎ u/CapitalHills
📅︎ Dec 25
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I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo
👤︎ u/sekshibeesht
📅︎ Sep 24
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Who said god aint real there's an angel roaming around us .

If that's not enough proof of god . Then no one knows what is. No more an atheist.
👤︎ u/sai69meme
📅︎ Dec 29
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Oh my god did you feel that?

Me falling for you!!!
👤︎ u/cdbg122
📅︎ Dec 18
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God couldn't have made someone more beautiful than you...

Because no such thing exists
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Oct 08
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Your looks mustve offended God,

cause damn.
👤︎ u/zanreagus
📅︎ Oct 22
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Damn girl are you a sun god

cuz you lookin like Aten.
👤︎ u/SpikeHolton
📅︎ Sep 03
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Roses are red, your eyes have a nice hue...

God wanted to show us what true cuteness was, so he sent you 💕 - Day 12
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jan 16
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Thank god I'm wearing gloves because...

you are too hot to handle.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Jul 19
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Geographical Pickup Lines are god

Are you an explorer in Thailand. Because I wanna Bangkok!
👤︎ u/3Limbs
📅︎ May 13
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Prayed to God right after I met you

Asked Him if He was missing an angel
👤︎ u/reallyspicy422
📅︎ May 20
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My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?
👤︎ u/jaysleeezy
📅︎ Jun 29
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I was gonna become a pro basketball player

But god put 10 inches in the wrong spot
👤︎ u/camfox643
📅︎ Jul 17
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Matched with a girl with the name Bee. Best pick up line you can think of? My god the puns...

I bee-lieve in you guys
👤︎ u/QwrtyQwrty
📅︎ Oct 30
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They told me God was in heaven

Yet here you are without an old bearded man in sight
👤︎ u/Inventorwill02
📅︎ May 10
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Is your Dad a talented Painter?

Cause god damn you’re like a Masterpiece
👤︎ u/Soualhi
📅︎ May 31
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I have found my angel

God lost an angel because I am look at you right now.
👤︎ u/BlackSkulllDragon18
📅︎ Apr 21
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God gave you everything..

except something, my number.
👤︎ u/EvilNiko89
📅︎ Aug 29
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Roses are red, my skin has pores

For the love of god tell me your not a whore
👤︎ u/oofieDoofi3
📅︎ Dec 01
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Hey! They say you are what you eat.

So, i don't remember eating sex god today:p
👤︎ u/dreamertheysay
📅︎ Dec 06
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Are you a a barrier that stops or restricts the flow of water or underground streams from heaven?

Because god dam!
👤︎ u/Average-M3M35
📅︎ Nov 07
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Is your mother named Hera?

Because only a goddess could create someone as beautiful as you.
👤︎ u/401_native
📅︎ Jun 08
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They Call Me Poseidon

Me: Hey girl, do you know what they call me around here? Her: No, what? Me: Poseidon Her: Why's that? Me: Because ill have you calling god when you riding on the C
👤︎ u/slurphd
📅︎ Sep 21
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