Asset Pick up lines

The best Asset pick up lines

Are you a Fortune 500 company?

Because youโ€™re an asset Iโ€™d love to invest in
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Haroldinhoerinho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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Hey girl, are you equity?

โ€˜cause my assets don't equal liabilities without you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/madmonkreborn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09
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Are you publicly traded on the NY:SE?

Because I want to invest in those assets.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SikhSoldiers
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 08
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You must be a successful investor!

Because you have sizable assets!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tr00p3r
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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