Van Pick up lines

The best Van pick up lines

Damn girl, are you a van

Cuz, i wanna put some kids in you
👤︎ u/holywater_eyedrops
📅︎ Sep 14
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the van.
👤︎ u/lm_someone
📅︎ Jan 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I have a gun. Get in the van.
👤︎ u/CecilBlight
📅︎ Aug 17
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Roses are red, 60 seconds is a minute

If I had a white van, I’d want you in it
👤︎ u/DingusTickler007
📅︎ Dec 25
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Sometimes you gotta destroy something beautiful

And grl, I want to destroy you. By placing Van's full of home made plastic explosive made from the rendering of the fat first the soap we make to sell back to the rich women who we got the lard from in the first place along your foundations strategically, to wipe the nation's debt record causing utter irreversible chaos
👤︎ u/quaado_17
📅︎ Jan 27
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mirror mirror on the wall

jean claude van *damn you* are fine!
👤︎ u/vj_hates_t_series_
📅︎ Dec 01
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You wanna be robin to my batman?

well i have a gun, so step in my van:)
👤︎ u/GooseSufficient7768
📅︎ Dec 17
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Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down
👤︎ u/brotherbobby420
📅︎ Aug 28
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Rose's are red. Violets are blue.

I have a gun. Get in the van.
👤︎ u/dontufuckonme
📅︎ Apr 22
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Roses are red, You cook bacon in a pan...

My dad gave me this gun, Now get in the van
👤︎ u/_I_Am_El_Chapo_
📅︎ Mar 04
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Roses are red, violets are blue

Fuck it, I got candies for you in the back of my van.
👤︎ u/hillenium
📅︎ Jul 26
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Roses are red, violets are blue

I have a gun, get in the van.
👤︎ u/XxRiceEater123xX
📅︎ Jun 13
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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy!

But here's my number. Now get in the fucking van.
👤︎ u/ClutchDragon55
📅︎ May 14
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Hey girl your pretty cute,

Get in the van
👤︎ u/ponchoman21
📅︎ Nov 11
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Roses are fucking red, Violets are fucking blue

I have a fucking gun, get in the fucking Van
👤︎ u/joeyburnham
📅︎ Feb 12
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Roses are red - I’ve got a gun

Get in the van This will be fun
👤︎ u/Professor_Voodoo
📅︎ Mar 28
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Roses are red violets are blue

I have a gun get in the van
👤︎ u/itsyou615243
📅︎ Mar 26
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Roses are red violets are blue

Is this morbid enough? GET IN THE VAN
👤︎ u/Foxy02016YT
📅︎ Feb 15
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Roses are red, Violets are Blue

I have a knife...get in the van
👤︎ u/personwhocommented
📅︎ Jan 20
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'If I had the monopoly on you, I'd be sent straight to jail' and more awful ones I thought of... (If any of these have been done before, I didnt re do them consciously)

'Do you believe in love at first sight?, how bout in a van in the dark' 'looks like you're bored, well I'm game' 'I can take you to a place where clothes are 100% off' 'It must be dark in here because I wanna bump uglies' 'Girl you must be illegal, coz my parole officer says I need to stop following you' 'If beauty was a drug, I would be sniffing you all night long' 'If you were a pageant queen, you would be Miss'd the last bus' 'Girl you must be tired, coz running in duct tape is hard' 'Do you believe in love at first sight? how bout in a van in the dark' 'Your face is like a toilet, it makes me flush'
👤︎ u/smokyjoe123
📅︎ Sep 13
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