Guarantee Pick up lines

The best Guarantee pick up lines

Damn girl are you a piñata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped
👤︎ u/bladthelad
📅︎ Sep 20
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Hey girl, I'm corona, if you let me date you..

I'll guarantee that I'll take your breath away and leave you in bed for days.
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 18
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This one works 100% of the time, guaranteed with the right supplies.

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
👤︎ u/Envisionaries
📅︎ Apr 04
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Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good
👤︎ u/alstrameria
📅︎ Jul 04
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If I ever had pancakes, can you be my honey to sweeten up my day?

or maple syrup which can be guaranteed :))
👤︎ u/just_adhenz
📅︎ Jul 14
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Hey girl, I'm disabled and on Social Security

Which means I come with a *guaranteed* $850/mo for life. Boom
👤︎ u/jetblacksaint
📅︎ May 25
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Are you from Tennessee? Because I'm the number one fan of the man from Tennessee.

guaranteed to work on any country guy.
👤︎ u/Slav_Vapor
📅︎ Apr 18
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