Hey Pick up lines

Because I want to find the area under your curves with my natural log.

Cause I want you to fuck me all day, every day.

Can you use my hand?

Because every time we interact, I turn you off

-Cause everyone's been telling me you've loved me since I was 5 

Because you sure look beautiful and fun but the older I get the more I realize you just mean a lot more work for me trying to dig myself out.

Because a bath with you would send me straight to Heaven. This hasn’t failed me once

Cos I would love to load you with my 9mm

Cause I'd like land between your thighway

because you're giving me a serious bone condition

She: where? Me: In the dictionary, you were the definition of beauty.

Cause I'm lookin' for connection.

Because you're all I think about

Can i get in yours?

Because you fill me with positive energy.

Because you are the reason I can't sleep at night

Cus you make my piston extend

But I wouldn’t mind hitting at your rear end

Because you look special

Cause I want you to tell me the shortest path to your heart.

Because you turn my world upside down.

Cuz I want to girl girl g ril gIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL G I R L **GIRL GIRL** GIRL - G I R L - - G̶̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̦̫͈̫̜̯̠͎͉͎̳̗̖̹̭̣̼͕̣̤̯̦̰̫̮̖̗̳̺̠͕̜̙̼̭̯̭͖̼̫̹͍̺̼͔̟͔̻̯̻͍̱̤̫̹̪͈̗̩̭̰̞͕̲̠̼͉̙̪̳͚̪̬͙͎̳̮̻̺͚̼̟̫̻̫͉̪͙̹͉͙̱͕̱̭̭̼̗̩͕̲͇̠͈͔͚͎̩̗̳͓̩͇̹̞̳̙̞̜͖̰̙͎̳̭̜̦͇̦̲͚͖̞͚̦̳͉̦̟̰͔̺̩̞͖̜̞͉̩̱͎͔̘̳̗͔̲͓͚̫̝͗̂̍̐̊̄̆͋̎̄́̆́̂̋̈́̊͆͑̿̂͒̈́͒̊̊̌̃͗̾̇̈́̇̍͊͋͑͒͊͆̀͛͐̅̓̈̉̔̉͑̀̿̍́̑͐͒͒̽̾̓̽͒̈́͆̈̏̈́̌̐̾̍̾̒͑͋̑͂͌̍͆͆̐̈́̽̄͑̃̋͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̛̛̛͈̙̞̫̱̭̻̝͎̮͈͈̥̪̥̻̦̮̪̳̮̱̜̺̤̦̳̤̜̦̭͕͎̫̠̜̹̯̼̙̙̬̙̟̝̱̹̳͉̹̯̗̥̗̠͙͇͇͕͉̯͎̦̘̻̰̲̭̤̗̱̤̤͇͓̼̦͍̱̼̻͓̭͈͎̳̖̳̪͓͖͇̖͉̞̗̞͚͓̩͖̭͍̙̱̼͓̩̻̻̤͉͍͇̥̹̜̤͇̮̼̮͖̪͈̘͎͔͚̤͓̙̞̞̙͎̫̠̼͈̼̞̱͙̬͔̙͍̮̫͔̦͚͎̰͖͇̲͖̳̺̥͍͚̘͍̥͔̻͚̫̦͎͉̰̯͇̼̜̳̫͚͕̝̘̜̬̯̪̲̟͇͕̤́̈́̍̓̊͛̎̆́͑̾̃͋̐̀̋́̈́͐̈́̽̇̓̈́̾͑̎̔̽͗̄̂̊̐̃̅̀͑̓͆͌͋̋͐͂̒́̂̄̐̓̈́̇̈̓̌̍́̃̊̽̊͂̃̓̉̿̂̽̄̓̓̅̉̄̍̎̋̓͊̒̈́͒͋̒́̂̄͛͊̀̈́̀̃̈́̑̈̓̂͗̎̾̈́̔͆̍̄͗͗̓̀̑̇̊̓̓̒̓͒̐̀̒͐̒̈́́̑̎͋̅̽̍̀͆̈̽̀̆̃̑͑̾̇́̑̓̃͛̆̌͐́̋̋̋̒̉́́͐̂̃͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĮ̴̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̱̬̰̳̻̮͍̰̠̝͍͎͈͈̭̯͔̼̗̹̜̦̱̞͔̻̮͙̮͉̺̺̦̮̺̥̗̳͈̹̺̯̠͙͕̘̺͙̓̿͋̂̐̑͒̌̅̿͐̆̈̈́̑̏̾͑̑̓̍̊̈́̏̆̑̏͆͋̋̐̈́̈́̏̿̆͊͗̍̄͒̂̾̀̌̒͑̽̍̀̆̔͑̀̑͗̂̆͋͒̌̇͌̐͆̇̂̈̌̓͛͊̀̇̈́͐̒̌̂̍̎͛̾̎̔̃̉̉͊̋̔̓̔̐͌͂̑͂̌̀̅̓́̆͒́̂̽̂͒́͑̿́͌́̍͛̄͐͒́̈̂̊̒̌͒͛̒͆̈́̋͆͛̉̓͐̏̇̅̍̔͒̓̐̔̐̿̈͂̎̂̆̎̈́̑͗͂́̿̉̇̈́̉̒̓̈́̍̈́̌̾̿͋̈̐̈́̋̑̍̿̎̒͗͐̎̿̐̂͐̂̐̑̉͋̄͂̂̈̈́̽̏̈̏̈̓͂͂̉̈̾̇͌̓̋̾͆̒̇̊̋͒̔̑̎̔́̋͑͋͑̃̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̡̢̛̳͉̬͈͍͈͍̪̦̲̣̪̬̯͍̻̻̗̮̟̣̥̗͔̻̰͕͕̩͖̻̞̤͕̩̪̙͍͕̪͈̪̠̖̪̩̻̪̏̒̋͐͑̔̉̀̍̃̽͌̎͂͊̓͌̎̓̆̋͑͛̇̓͌͐̋̇̾́͊̾̑̍͘͝͝͝͝Ŗ̸̧̢̢̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̛͕̙̫͎̤̪̻̥͇̫̘̱̣̯̯̲̭̳̗̯̬͔̰̠̜̼̗̮͈͈͚̺̻̻͚̳̮͕͉̭̣̩̫͉̩͚̖̻̣͕̬̤̖̳̦̖̦̙͉̘̩̱̺̳͓̝̲̗̜̳͓̰͚̬̯͇̲̠͈̯̟̳̼̣̯͍̞͙̩͍͙͎̥̬̳̮͎͙͖͙̺̺̱̤͙̹̥̳̠̝̠̯͈͉̹̲͓̣͚̻̫̮̱̯̹͎̱̘̗̺̻̣̼̙̮͉͍̺̣̪̖͓̬̳̥̩̟̻͓̘̤͎̰͔͙̥̦̠̻̬̞̜͖̞̝͕̳̪̺͍̰͓͈͔̘̭͙͓͉̱̣̟̙̬̠͉̺̖̱̜͇̳͍̬̬̰͎͚̺̮̟̥͙͓̙̤͍͚̣̣̥̠̼̘͚̹̉́̀͊̇̌͛̔̔͌̋͐͗̾́̍̀̀̓̓͛͗̏̊̀̄̾̃̚̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͕̤̦͖̹̘̠͎͇͈̤̟̩̹̩͓͕͈̭̩̲̼͓̼̺͈͚̰̖̲̪͚͖̂̐̆̈́̃͋̓̾͌͌́͆̾̆͊̾̈́̉͐̃̀̍̆̀̊̍̈́͋͌͌͊̑͂̍̎̎̔̋̍̋̃͊͆͑̆́̅͑̄̄͊͊͐̏̓̉͛̒͆̉̆̈́̋̎̐̂́̉̄̂͑̌̀͛̈̅͊̒̒͑̒̉͌͛̄́̓̍̀̀̎͋̽̇̇͊̽͂̽̀̔́̓̈́̿̓̂͛͑̂̊̒͌͆̋̓̀̈́̅̅̄́͗̔̀͛͆͊͒͛́̉̈́͊͂͂̋̀̍̄̌͑́̈͐̈́̒͂̏̆̋̈́̈́͐̈́́͌̈́͌̔̈́͐́̃̄̋̾̓̉́͗͂́̈͒̓̈̒̈̆͐̐̆̊̊͛̈̐͗̒̽͆͗̉̀̌͊̾͗̈́̉̃̾͋̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠Ļ̷̨̡̡̛͙̲̹̬͈͎̜̠̞̰̝̦̦͚̻̯̜̺̼͕̖̙̪͓̱͇͍̜̲̺̩̲̘͇͍̻̠͔̦͉͓͚̥͖͙̪̫̱̺͎̯̙̰̬̻̪̖͙͔̝̺͕͚̟͖̦̘̪̝̘͆͑͛͌̾́͂̈́͋̈́̊̐̓͑̋͒͑͊͊͑̌̓̓́͊̒̒̐̏̎̂̿̽̉̋̂̀̋͐̆̈̇̉͊̽͋̄̄͂̓̌͗͗͛̈́̇̈́̒̒̌́̿̀̆̾̆̋̔̃͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅ - -

Cause you've been on my mind since the divorce.

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night

Because you've got an infectious personality. (I'll see myself out now)

Maam here is your vada pa-aawww. *make some noise for the desi boys* (If you think it is lame, think about yourself you smiled after reading this lol)

Coz I can't afford you

cause all I wanna do is get in a tub with you

Because you are the best a man can get!

Cuz I want u by my side ;)

*damn autocorrect* i meant professional bounty hunter

My HapPENIS can help with that

Because I would like to see you first thing in the morning

Because I want you to be McQueen Kachow

How about we go over to your place, and talk about it...

Cuz I wanna fuck the shit out of you

Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below 😂

And im the 1 u need

Because I will bury you after keeping you in a vessel full of liquid for several days so I can keep you longer :3

Because dam.

But I think I found a Match

I shit in mine

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.

Because I'm ready to Commit

How bout you fitness dick in your mouth

Because I want to turn you into a Boston Cream

Because I want you in my mouth😏

Because you are so slow to understand that I loved you.

Cause when I’m wet I wanna get under you

Coz I can't get you outta my fucking head!!!

Because I want to put my meat between your buns

Because I wanna share you with my friends

Cuz I'm tryna plow you tonight

Cause you make my wood grow.

Cuz you make me wanna spoon you

Because your face is COMPLETELY messed up

Cause you look like you wanna screw me.

because i wanna stick my dick inside u;)

cause you're hot asf. used this original pickup line on someone and it worked like a charm.

May I study yours?

Monke monke monke

But I wouldn’t mind hitting your rear end

Cause when I feel like talking, neither one of you replies.

Because I wanna see what’s under the hood.

Cause I want u to spank me.

Because I will remain virgin upto 70 years for you.

cuz im broke...🥲

'cause I could be the electron you ride.

Because I want to put my dick inside you

Cause' you sure know how to raise a cock😏

I know a great drive-in theater!

Because I want you to Beg Daddy to put his oil in your well

U have my respect if u figure it out. Good luck

Cause I’d love to see u stand up sometime ;)

An Angel like you need some wings

It’s not your fault they’re attracted to pretty lights

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.

'Cause I wanna dock my ship inside you.

Cuz i wanna plug you in and hit download

Cause I'd like to pick u up. ;)

Small, cute, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

Them: Yeah sure, what are you looking for? Me: Your number

Cause i wanna take a bath with you.

Cause I can see you wetting me down (Works on men, OC)

Cause I'd love to ruin you

Because I'm about to force my way in you.

Because I can't stop seeing you everywhere.