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What has 50 teeth and hides the incredible hulk behind it?

My Zipper.
👤︎ u/groundpounder07
📅︎ Nov 27
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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Him: No. That's okay, a guy like you is difficult to find anyway.
👤︎ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
📅︎ Dec 11
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Roses are red violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dj-crumpet-extream
📅︎ Feb 05
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Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok You: Actually I can't Her: Why not? You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;) *(clapping of cheeks initiates)*
👤︎ u/shreyasboi
📅︎ May 26
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Do you wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nvm a girl like you is hard to find😉
👤︎ u/that1kidinthecornerr
📅︎ Jul 18
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Hey girl, have you seen the clown that hides from gorgeous girls in McDonald’s?

Of course you haven’t ;)
👤︎ u/imnotdolphin
📅︎ Jun 29
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Do you want to play hide and seek ?

actually I can't, because girls like you are too difficult to find.
👤︎ u/AROUFGANGSTA51
📅︎ Jun 04
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It'd be impossible to play hide and seek....

with you because someone like you is impossible to find.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Feb 28
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Remind me to never play hide and seek with you

Because a person like you is impossible to find
👤︎ u/WarrenGomz77
📅︎ Jan 08
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Hey girl, are we playing hide and seek?

Because ready or not, here I cum!
👤︎ u/XTheSniperGodX
📅︎ Mar 05
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I'd hide every chair in the world

Just for you to sit on my face
👤︎ u/niktothelai
📅︎ Oct 16
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The CIA is trying to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/Imajar
📅︎ Jan 03
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I would play hide and seek with you

But girls like you are just too hard to find
👤︎ u/Pessimistic73
📅︎ Nov 12
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The FBI wants to steal my penis...

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/janidwastaken
📅︎ Jan 14
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If I could I would hide all the chairs in the world just so you can sit on my face.

Believe me. It works 7/10 times.
👤︎ u/StruggleSnug69
📅︎ Aug 22
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Hey the FBI are looking for my dick

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/dingustinguss
📅︎ Oct 03
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Rose's are red, Violets are blue

The FBI wants my penis, can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/satanmakesmehappy
📅︎ May 09
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The FBI is trying to steal my penis

Can I hide it in you?
👤︎ u/vamshi_505
📅︎ Aug 07
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[TERRIBLE] The FBI wants to steal my p*nis

Can i hide it in side you???
👤︎ u/noobplaysg
📅︎ Jun 05
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Roses are red, The sky is blue

The FBI wants to steal my penis Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/YoBoiHuni
📅︎ Jun 12
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My dicks wanted by the FBI

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/Robinhapje
📅︎ Apr 17
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The FBI wants to steal my Penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/LifeNotStonks
📅︎ Mar 22
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The FBI is searching for my dick

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/TheGoon14
📅︎ Aug 01
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The FBI wants to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/SovietTemplar
📅︎ Mar 11
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
👤︎ u/pineapplepenguino
📅︎ Nov 17
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The FBI wants to steal my penis...

Can I hide it inside of you?
👤︎ u/AsianWithBadAcademic
📅︎ Jan 18
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Hey girl! FBI wants to steal my penis

can i hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/broaderson
📅︎ Feb 02
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Hey girl , whats the difference between you and a curtain

I would use the curtain to hide the light But i will use to light me up instead.
👤︎ u/saif5165
📅︎ Dec 30
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The cops are looking for my penis

Can I hide it inside you
👤︎ u/YouTube_iNova
📅︎ Jul 09
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The FBI wanted to steal my penis

Can I hide it inside of you?
👤︎ u/givinhi
📅︎ Jan 15
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The FBI wanna steal my penis

Can I hide it inside you?
👤︎ u/shEep9108
📅︎ May 21
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Would you mind taking off your shirt?

I’d like to see how an angel hides her wings.
👤︎ u/George9367
📅︎ Nov 29
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