Bear Pick up lines

The best Bear pick up lines

hey how much does a polar bear weigh?

enough to break the ice 😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/imalexgrant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? πŸ€”

They: No You: Enough to break the ice. Hi I’m Anirudh. =)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Anirudh760
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 23
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Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dinklepuffus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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i lost my teddy bear πŸ§ΈπŸ’”

so can i sleep with you instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/robin_boogerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 28
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Do you know how much polar bears weigh?

Enough to break the ice. (yes I got this off Disney Channel)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WarriorForest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NeverLickATazer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 14
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hi my name's (input your name)😏
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Crossfire69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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My teddy bear is lost

Will you cuddle with me tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 19
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Matched with a girl with six huge teddy bears in one of her tinder pictures and im trying to come up with funny opener

Any ideas?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Messirius_the_first
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/alfie213
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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Are you a build-a-bear?

Cause I wanna stuff you myself
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jingles_and_pringles
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 16
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Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I wanna cuddle all day long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Window861
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31
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Are you a four-wheels girl?

Because im At-Truck-Ted to you P.S this is my first time making a Joke i know its cringey But bear with me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Complex_Syndrome
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 21
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Hey baby, are you a load-bearing wall?

Because you’re all the support I need
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/noahklondike
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 30
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I lost my teddy bear...

can I sleep with you tonight instead?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lifedepressesme
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice, hello I’m Jacob
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JRLuto3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 12
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I lost my teddy bear...

...Can I sleep with you tonight??
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blushielex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Speedracer997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15
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Are you my teddy bear?

'Cause I wanna cuddle with you all night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thekiterunnerbook
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 08
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Just enough to break the ice. Nice to meet you, I'm....
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcfixstuff3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

Enough to break the ice. Hi, I'm:
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poiema_Hiphop
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Are you a teddy bear?

Because you're hella cute and I want to snuggle with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SleepySirrah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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β€œDo you know how much a polar bear weighs?”

Enough to break the ice...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Spaminator2000
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

"Ummm... Enough to break the ice?" "What? No like 900 pounds."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WubbaLubbaDubStep
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice. P.S. Sorry if this has been posted already my friend told me this today. :D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bedrosian015
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13
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How much does a polar bear weigh?

Enough to break the ice.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Delittle99
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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