That Pick up lines

The best That pick up lines

They say that a man only needs 3 Bโ€™s in life

Booties, boobs and booze. Well the drinks are from me...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Feanor008
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 24
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I would say that I'm falling for you

But you already fell out of heaven for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nibbapusspuss420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Do you know what is that?

โ€œPoints between her legsโ€ My dinner
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fenrovski
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 02
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My mom told me that life was a deck of cards,

So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Nussifabian
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Was that an earthquake?

Or did u fall from heaven again?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AKPlayz1705
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Is that a ladder in your tights

Or a stairway to heaven?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/knigf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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can you rate this direct message that i just used

hello would you like to talk about schrodinger's wave equation. i used this equation to determine that there's equal chances of you replying or not replying to this message, surely we will know the result once i hit the send button. that's the rule of quantum mechanics
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KrustyDaBeastTv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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It is a lesser known fact that I trained on Raftel for 100 years to master this talk no jutsu

Only to make you fall for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/infinity540
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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I know that you are busy

but you can add me to your do list
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Curious_Bhanu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 19
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Are you my pet hamster Henry that I buried under the tree in front of my house

Because I want to fuck you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lord-Fur-Ballz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 22
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me: u going to that cookout?

her: what cookout? me: the one at 7 when i slap my meat on your grill ๐Ÿ˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Affectionate-Leg2292
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Roses are red, violets are blue, Iโ€™m not that pretty but damn look at you.

Yโ€™all do be looking stellar ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/adoormindrat
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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Is that trash behind you?

Cuz I can see that dumptruck๐Ÿ˜ฉ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RWBarnas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05
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Did you know that in a vacuum all things fall at the same rate?

Well you took my breath away and Iโ€™m falling for you. Are you falling for me at the same rate?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sasqachMike
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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You may be flat, but thats my favourite.

Yes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kewlio72
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 03
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*Looks at her profile picture* Hey girl, is that a mirror behind you in your profile picture?

Because I can see myself in your pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Much-Finance2568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Remember me? Oh, that's right...

I've only met you in my dreams.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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I just got out of a toxic relationship with a girl that looked like Natalie Portman.

Could I use your V for Vendetta?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pastafallujah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 23
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Hey girl, is that ass my collage debt

Cause itโ€™s HUGE!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HouseHippo69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RWBarnas
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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You look great in that dress, you know what you'd look even better in?

My arms
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zlogonjepissa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

In other words hey, how you doing?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rue_Ryuzaki
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Did you know that a person canโ€™t invent a new face while dreaming.

So thank you for giving me something beautiful to dream about tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blazedarkswrod
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Can you tell that I like you or should I make it more obvious?

Just worked
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BigBoiBrandonn
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23
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I'm mad that google didn't tell me

That you were the best place to eat out
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/da_pro_guy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Hey girl are you a little mistake that i made years ago and anybody but me remember

Because i can't get you of my mind
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Camuilo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24
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Is that a keg in your pants?

Cause Iโ€™d love to tap that Ass
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tallasiand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 05
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Hey Girl, I Think You'll Find That I'm A Toaster

Cos when you take a bath with me, things are gonna get steamy real quick and then you'll go to heaven.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/N1ll3R5
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 19
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heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight

heyy is your name Cinderella cus I can see that dress coming off tonight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Junior_Manner_7388
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Do you realize that we never stop tasting our tongues?

Can i taste yours for a change?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 29
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I'm not the kind of guy that falls in love But ....

when I saw you all I saw was us
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dis-p-rate-enuf
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Hey aren't you the girl from that one book?!

Girl "what book?" Guy "The dictionary right underneath perfect!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sneekysquirtle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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Now that it's October

Does that make you my boo?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/local_psycho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Is that a mirror in your pants

Cuz I can see myself. In your pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ricastro53
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Hey girl, wanted let you know that MY DICK is an acronym

It's stands for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anon_outlaw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Is that a mirror in your pants.

Because I can see myself in them
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/saberboi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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What are you doing with that dump truck?

If youโ€™re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that_guy_you_know-26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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A hug without u is just hg

And thats toxic
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rawxxiv
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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If itโ€™s true that we are what we eat.

then I would like to be you tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/littlebizcocho
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 18
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Damn girl are you a piรฑata cause imma need a blindfold to hit that

Guaranteed to get you slapped
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bladthelad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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Hey baby, you should call that ass Dexter.

Because it's killing me!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/WTFRU4RLz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Hi there (girl that has a name of a flower as her name)

Mind if I pollenate you?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dhsgsvne
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 14
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This is an original. I came up with on the spot

This was many years ago maybe 1981 or 82. I was dancing with girl at a club. She seemed nice and she did agree to dance with me. So I wanted to say something cleaver and out of nowhere, I am Like โ€œWould you ever consider having sex with a Complete Strangerโ€ she gets this puzzled look and says No! Well than allow me to introduce myself, My name is Michael and I offer her my hand. She laughed and shock my hand and gave me her name. I said now we are not strangers. She laughed again. It didnโ€™t get me laid that night, but that night lead to another date and eventually into her pants.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptainFlyingsolo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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I'm in the mood for pizza,

A pizza you, that is!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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I see that you just died

But Iโ€™m really necro-feelin ya right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChuckNorrisStreams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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Damn girl, you look homeless.

Let me take you back to my place and fix that.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tomorrow-Deep
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12
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Hey girl are you a fake scenario that will never happen but just hurt my own feelings

Because i can't stop thinking about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Camuilo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Baby thereโ€™s only one thing more scary than that costume

Your face
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LongShlongo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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Hey baby. Is that a mirror in your pocket ?

Cause I can see myself in your pants
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Za3tour
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 10
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Did you know that Iโ€™m Hawaiian?

Iโ€™m from the island Kumoniwannalaya
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Black_Belt_Titan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 08
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Are you that one block of water?

Because I'd love to dive in you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ostiaxus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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If I tell you that your body is beautiful

Will you hold it against me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dometic_violins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 25
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I've to admit that I've tested positive for Co-

Constantly thinking about you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dometic_violins
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 30
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