Protection Pick up lines

The best Protection pick up lines

Are you a 1500W/750W Cermanic Space Jeater with Overheat Protection & Tip-Over Protection, Portable Heater with Thermostat Conteol for Office and Home?

Cause damn your hot
📅︎ Feb 08
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Hey girl are you Christian?

Cause a cross won't be enough protection.
📅︎ Nov 07
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Let's play Doctor and Nurse

And do it without proper protection.
📅︎ Mar 30
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Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you
👤︎ u/Exiara
📅︎ Jul 23
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Pickup lines for the name Rain

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."
👤︎ u/Rainkk
📅︎ Mar 21
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