Homework Pick up lines

The best Homework pick up lines

girl if you were mine, I would treat you like my homework..........I would slam you on the table and do you all night.

never actually had the ball's to try it on a girl but anyone want to try go ahead
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Expensive_Session_92
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pheww_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 18
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Girl are you my homework?

Because I want to slam you on the desk, promise to do you all night long, get distracted, last 2 minutes, cry, turn on the tv and continue to hate myself for another weak performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chrisvidal
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 20
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You remind me of my homework

Cause I’m not doing you, but I should be
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GENGIWEEB
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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I'm doing my homework right now.

But I'd rather be doing you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TitaniumKraken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the table and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/akashkarvi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 24
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Are you my calculus homework?

cause I want to kill myself when I look at you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rms1111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 04
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Because I'll slam you on the table and do you all night...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/natedebait24
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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Hey girl, are you missed homework?

Because I feel a need to do you before the weekend is over
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rapidapz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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I wish I were your calculus homework

So I'd be hard and you'd do me all night on the desk
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sarvesh31
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Are you my physics homework

Because id be watching netflix while doing you all night long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xiao_sun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 13
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Redditisbootiful
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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Homework can be stressful

You're like my homework. I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kushaljain_27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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Are you my homework? Because I could just watch a video but I really need the practice

My own take on the classic set up
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ximension
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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You're like my homework...

I can't be arsed to do you ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DennisIsAWierdo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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Is your name homework?

Cause im not doing you but i should be
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jamesbun5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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You must be my homework

Cause I wanna slam you on my desk, forget about you, do you hard for 2 minutes, give up, and then cry about my performance
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NickGarcia19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 30
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Hey girl are you my homework?

Because I would like to learn and understand you better before I do you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/skyfucker6
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 06
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Are you my homework because I’m not doing you, and

*wait a few seconds* And I probably should be. Sorry I forgot to finish the pickup line just like I forgot to finish my homework, but if we hang out tonight I won’t forget to finish you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jackson33USMC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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Are You My Homework...

Because I'll slam you on my desk and do you all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/OJ-Bronco
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Damn girl, are you my homework?

Because I wanna slam you on my table and do you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SpicyBrownBean9X
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 19
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I'll make with you like I do my math homework

Get you on the table and do you all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BoopieBobby
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because I will think about you all week and do you at the last minute.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThePandaMan1110
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 28
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Hey girl, you must be my homework

Because I need to do you right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MyAccountSoFar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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I wish i was your Math homework...

because then i would be hard and you would be doing me on your desk ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sam200329
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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The difference between you and your homework

I never planned upon doing your homework
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ankit15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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If you were my homework

I'd do you everyday, slam you on my desk
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Poleriz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Hey, can you help me with my homework?

We can go to my place and do it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TaxReturnAccount
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01
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I wish I was your math homework

Because then I'd be hard and you'd be doing me on your desk.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nofapoclock
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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Motivational pick up lines! ;)

I’ll treat you like my homework: Slam you on the table and do you all night long!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rock_hard01
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 25
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