Dressing Pick up lines

The best Dressing pick up lines

are you ranch dressing?

because i wanna stick my carrot into your hidden vally
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/valkerei
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Hey girl, are you a salad?

Because I prefer you without dressing.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/blizzerd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 06
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Ssshhhiiieeettt ma, is your name β€œCaesar”?

cuz u be dressing... :))
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Josh_gersh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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I like my salad just how I like you

No dressing
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tazader
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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I'm a man of many tongues...

So I live in a community made artificially multicultural. All kinds of curious creatures with curious ears, tongues and orifices. It's quite common to try to establish common tongues. Often in an encounter the first thing you'll ask is where are you from or you'll step up the game and try to predict it up front. French, German, Romanian, Polish, Spanish, Italian, etc. I've tried learning these and I pick them up very quickly when I try but get bored. Different ways of saying the same thing. Dressing up the same thing differently. Best pickup line for me? It's not oh I know a bit of Spanish or Italian. It's I suck and blow at speaking different languages. I only know two or three. English, Cunnilingus and a bit of Anilingus, I never beat around the bush, I'm always in beating in the bush. Either works every time or it was never meant to happen.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dogkindrepresent
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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